🎧 Simon 🎶

Mario Wiki screenshot of Goomba’s character profile from the DS mahjong game Yakuman DS. They are rated a one-star difficulty level, and the description reads: “Goomba Does not understand mahjong very well, but he may sometimes win the game”

Thinking about Yakuman DS and one of the most relatable characters in all of video games again

watching a sync strike compilation for Age of Imprisonment and it has the new AI voice translation thing and it hit me with THIS?

this is why representation in games matters

Yoshi Commits Nothing in Particular Actually

Yeah no Pokémon hasn't had a dungeon run that actually has any noticeable challenge since... Maybe gen 4??

kinda crazy to realize I practiced better op sec as a teenager yahoo searching for "big boobs" on the family desktop than rich people did while doing actual sex crimes

In traffic

HAPPY BIRTH REGARDLESS

Absolutely amazing YouTube thumbnail I just saw

This is clearly bowser’s idealized image of himself as someone with abs rather than a fat belly, and it gives us a glimpse into how, in the mario galaxy universe, fat phobia exists. In this essay I will

Good Morning! We're going to bless your timeline with this delightful new official illustration featuring Sonic the Hedgehog and Pac-Man!

This was released to coincide with the launch of the Sonic DLC for Pac-Man World 2 Re-Pac. #SonicNews

Youtube rec roulette going crazy tonight

Gamers appalled to learn that the launch title for Steam's new console, the "Gabe Cube", will not be half life 3, and instead will be a spinoff title "Barney's Mansion"

my experience trying to get people to read umineko since completing it

I do wonder why it's so obscure relative to the others though. Like is it just because of what it's sandwiched between?

family kamehameha

family of three maushold when i give them 3 choice bands and 3 adamant natures using population bomb on an unsuspecting spidops

I've got a whole year and some change to catch up as much as I can after Sky 1st blueballed me so insanely hard thank you Falcom

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I can’t be the only one who thought it looked like 🥺 right

IS THAT HOW WE GOT PROTON??

"Dragon Quest VII is a story about many things, but most importantly its about how much girls like a loyal guy who is a little ugly but fucks good. Those kinda fellas just fuck different. Better. This was the biggest takeaway I wanted people to have."

(Gabe, offscreen VOing at the Game Awards)

"Here it is the price of the Steam Machine."

(crowd cheers)

"AND, it will be launching with Half Life 3."

(crowd cheers even louder)

"But that's not all..."

(curtains open up to reveal a very round Gabe)

"I'm fat again."

(crowd goes absolutely nuts)

He is my guy!