People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.
15.12.2024 10:37 — 👍 3027 🔁 762 💬 44 📌 38People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.
15.12.2024 10:37 — 👍 3027 🔁 762 💬 44 📌 38That’s a great one .. he looks stoked for the day
07.12.2024 15:30 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wears gray sweats to the company white elephant
06.12.2024 14:11 — 👍 17 🔁 7 💬 2 📌 0If you’re reading this I want the best for you in life. Whether you need closure or peace or strength or health or prosperity or safety or love or understanding or courage or wisdom or forgiveness or whatever it is, I hope you get it.
15.11.2024 12:47 — 👍 593 🔁 116 💬 30 📌 6Damnit.. I actually really like some of you..
14.10.2024 00:07 — 👍 96 🔁 25 💬 9 📌 0
Almost followed a pair of yoga pants right into traffic.
So I get you road kill.
New friend
29.11.2024 06:55 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Just received my first bot dm here.
This is finally starting to feel like home.
a Roger Clemens fastball to the nutbag coupled with an Emeril Lagasse “bam!” would fix me
13.11.2024 06:52 — 👍 44 🔁 20 💬 3 📌 0what the FUCK is a starter pack
13.11.2024 05:31 — 👍 109 🔁 29 💬 14 📌 0Someone should do a Bad Santa Marathon this year.
13.11.2024 17:29 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Even the Gen Xers are tired of Twitter.
12.11.2024 02:56 — 👍 49 🔁 7 💬 3 📌 1They are truly the best ❤️❤️
11.11.2024 23:28 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Teddy also had David Bowie eyes .. she is beautiful ❤️❤️
11.11.2024 21:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Solar eclipse at 9000 feet
11.04.2024 00:19 — 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
Deer friend 🦌
30.03.2024 23:03 — 👍 14 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
Sex with my ex was comparable to a chimpanzee painting watercolour…
A few strokes and he was a complete mess.
Beach day in Cannes! 🇫🇷
25.10.2023 19:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Day trip to Monaco & Monte Carlo!
21.10.2023 23:36 — 👍 12 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0
Chagall Museum #Nice 🇫🇷
20.10.2023 14:59 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Sole Meunière & Crème brûlée with lavender at Le Duc! #Nice 🇫🇷
20.10.2023 06:09 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Got dragged to a Sarah McLachlan concert...came home with 7 dogs, 3 cats and a ferret.
09.08.2023 23:41 — 👍 127 🔁 51 💬 3 📌 0