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Nato Jacobs

@dcmadness202.bsky.social

Still posting for people with jobs, people without jobs, middle class, upper class, high class; all that. Cats, snakes, chickens, ducks, elderly people and twerkers

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Life*

03.01.2026 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

2024 was the last chance to go in the right direction and everybody but Black people chose this instead. I just hope it gets all of them first.

03.01.2026 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Whew.

03.01.2026 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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AND HOW DID THAT WORK OUT THE LAST TWO TIMES?! Impeaching Trump for a third time would be like using a sponge to soak up the ocean.

03.01.2026 11:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I woke up this morning and literally yelled β€œwhat the fuck?!” when I saw what the Orange Bitch did in Venezuela

03.01.2026 11:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Giulia’s theme goes insanely hard in the gym.

03.01.2026 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cody can’t lay a hand on Drew. A baseball bat isn’t a hand. A steel chair isn’t a hand. A g*n isn’t a hand.

03.01.2026 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Cage

03.01.2026 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Aye Trick…them the boots Rick James wore when he said β€œfuck yo couch!”

03.01.2026 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œBUT SISQO WALKED ON BITCHES!!!”

03.01.2026 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

WHOOP THAT TRICK!!! WHERE IS BOOKER T?!?!

03.01.2026 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just started Smackdown on DVR. What the fuck you mean Smackdown is three hours long again?!?!?!

03.01.2026 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fun fact: It's a jodeci reference!

Another fun fact: The actor is Dante Bosco, Rufio for you older millennials and Prince Zuko for everyone else.

02.01.2026 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 103    πŸ” 59    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 9
USPS POSTMARK CHANGE
STARTING DEC 24, 2025
OLD WAY
(Before Dec 24, 2025)
0-0-0
DEC 27
NEW WAY
(Starting Dec 24, 2025)
UNITED STATES POSTAL SERVICE
27
DEC 28
or
DEC 29
UNITED STATES POSTAL SERVICE
Postmark =
Day of Drop-off (e.g., Dec 27)
Postmark= Day of Processing (e.g., Dec 28, 29... +1-2 Days Delay)
CRITICAL FOR DEADLINES (Taxes, Ballots, etc.
IF YOU NEED SAME-DAY POSTMARK:
Go to the USPS Counter &
TAX
Request a Manual Postmark!
PSA Shared on December 27, 2025. Stay Informed!

USPS POSTMARK CHANGE STARTING DEC 24, 2025 OLD WAY (Before Dec 24, 2025) 0-0-0 DEC 27 NEW WAY (Starting Dec 24, 2025) UNITED STATES POSTAL SERVICE 27 DEC 28 or DEC 29 UNITED STATES POSTAL SERVICE Postmark = Day of Drop-off (e.g., Dec 27) Postmark= Day of Processing (e.g., Dec 28, 29... +1-2 Days Delay) CRITICAL FOR DEADLINES (Taxes, Ballots, etc. IF YOU NEED SAME-DAY POSTMARK: Go to the USPS Counter & TAX Request a Manual Postmark! PSA Shared on December 27, 2025. Stay Informed!

This is a good visual. Looks like in order to ensure we have proof that we mailed something on a specific day, we will have to stand in line at the post office and request a manual post mark.

02.01.2026 14:41 β€” πŸ‘ 318    πŸ” 285    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 31

Given the state’s history, their possible connotation of that song has me concerned

02.01.2026 05:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah, appointment watching television. Those were the days

02.01.2026 04:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

RUH OH

02.01.2026 04:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Chambliss is playing β€œTHE GAME CHEATING! football right now

02.01.2026 03:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Greetings, I’m a speeding drunk driver

02.01.2026 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They’ll never lose another game

02.01.2026 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kirk Herbstreit: β€œThese poor hicks from Backwater-Podunk, Indiana are just SO happy to be here! THIS is their national championship!”

01.01.2026 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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When Texas Tech’s defensive players hear the offensive players saying β€œwe just couldn’t get it done today” in the postgame press conference

01.01.2026 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

JMU scored 37 points on the road against this same Oregon defense.

01.01.2026 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Two excellent references in a row

01.01.2026 03:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Miami’s play calling for the rest of the game with regards to Carson Beck:

01.01.2026 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ohio St’s play calling for the rest of the game with regards to Jeremiah Smith:

01.01.2026 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m using that word salad one. That’s a gem

31.12.2025 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We got MTV Jams on our cable package when I got to high school. Afternoons and weekends got so much more fun

31.12.2025 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0