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fuck you are the best at taking bear loads

Gays that don’t work in scent free workplaces are lucky. I miss buying fancy cologne.

Unless you work in a place with a bunch of sweaty hot guys, that would just be hot af

Shout out to the zojirushi neurofuzzy rice cooker. Love that thing.

Me, a fagggot: “Honestly what’s with fags and overpriced ramen? It’s broth and noodles, pho is better anyway”

a cartoon character from the emperor 's new groove is making an ok sign with his hands . ALT: a cartoon character from the emperor 's new groove is making an ok sign with his hands .

Skinny stoner nerd dick

a woman with blonde hair is standing in front of a microphone and making a funny face . ALT: a woman with blonde hair is standing in front of a microphone and making a funny face .

Him: "take my dick faggot"
Me:"yes king"
Him "yeah, take that dick bitch"
Me: "yes sir"
him: "take that dick chunky fat ass pig"
*record scratch*

I just saw a guy on reddit trolling for fat guys to humiliate, of course there were 100 pick me's in the replies, and I was feelin some type of way about it.

a picture of three men kissing in a pool while a fourth man stands behind them holding up peace signs

when everyone’s being cute & flirty online but your edible just kicked in

🥰

If your skinny and your fetish is to make fun of fat guys then find a new fetish, I don't care if you found a guy to consent its still not right

I’m convinced Adam rippon and damagedbottom are the same person in a Batman/superman/spiderman situation

I wonder what ever happened to that couple that proposed after the bareback gangbang video shoot for RFC? I hope they are still together #romance #happilyeverafter #gay

This horny hairy coach knew exactly what the team needed to bond. Love that he put in the work for us!

The full video is coming to our sites tomorrow or you can find it here:

onlyfans.com/Seattle_Dad
justfor.fans/Seattle_Dad

It happened a couple times at the old hell site to the point I deleted accounts before things got too rowdy.

NYT apparently forgot that simply asking for marriage equality in 2005 was like asking for the US to cut off its own foot and eat it while bbq'ing babies.

I didn't fucking forget. It wasn't THAT long ago.

Kim Davis you raggedy inbred looking tired ass bitch

Demo please

May aswell drop this here too

Gen X is shaping up to be giving boomers a run for their money

That’s not a compliment

😈

maaaan I wish I didn't have to cancel that trip

I think I kinda wanna fuck daya betty #allstars

Please someone tell little 120 lbs pizza face patchy face fuzz forehead lord tech twink ZAC ASGARD that he's not the big viking warrior he thinks he is.

Bring it. Serranos are fine too

The Bear summarized:
"Uh yeah, no yea"
"Uh no yeah no"
Screaming match screaming match
Heartbreaking high Drama(tm)
"yeah, no yeah" Depressing cliffhanger

But all you need is positivity???

That was a bad line even in the 90s, no clue how they got away with it.

I mean, this is technically right. And by all means, be extra safe if you want, but the number of people who don't understand how FaceID works is sad.

Better advice is to consider your threat model and go from there. Switching off FaceID when you go to a protest is probably a good idea.

If its any comfort it doesn't work that way, it just creates an an encyrption key based on various points on your face. Doesn't store any actual face data or picture

‘Spaceballs’ was released on this day 38 years ago! (June 24, 1987)

Directed by Mel Brooks.

Starring Brooks, Bill Pullman, John Candy, Rick Moranis, Daphne Zuniga, Joan Rivers, Dick Van Patten, George Wyner, and more.

[📽 via MGM] #OTD #OnThisDay #Spaceballs