Fargo

Sometimes it sucks when a gaming discourse pops up and you're under embargo for information that would be very useful to help clarify something. I remember seeing the "Lumiose is one 3D model" Legends Z-A thing was going around when I had already seen the model in the museum with context.

These people have the maturity of six year olds I swear to piss

Chat I’m sorry but they might be cooked

I'm glad Kingdom Hearts Missing-Link got cancelled

why is he at giygas

NES game found in an industrial garbage bin: Press A
Arino: *presses A*
GAME OVER - I didn't say Simon says!
Arino: Ehhh? Ah, that really surprised me.
Voiceover: Will this decrepit aging husk of a man be able to see his family tonight?

adding my favorite story about Tomino psychologically torturing him every week during Zeta, then bringing him back 20 years later for New Translation and doing it again

A Cap'n Crunch Oops! All Berries box altered to have the beast from the European Mega Drive box art of Altered Beast instead of The Cap'n, and the name reads Oops! Alltered Beast -the only way to rise from your grave-

Ahh the foce is so strong in me

"why would I ever buy a Steam machine when I can build something stronger" congrats this isn't for you, it's for someone who saw their favorite group of streamers play Peak and wanted a machine that would run it and Marvel Rivals good at an easily digestible price without any fuss.

i didn't submit slarpg for the steam animal fest because the eligibility rules said no "humanoid/humanized animals" and i assumed that meant no furries, but there's a bunch of furry games starring humanoid animal people in the event anyway. what the fuck

Benny Safdie is Bowser Jr.

this feels like one of those absurd fake cast announcements people were making for the first movie as a joke

Pedophilia is just a subset of child abuse

the Board from Control are just skaven

A Process has occurred at least

To bring this back to games: one thing I had to learn the hard way, while making The Price of Coal, was that the amount of reading aloud the game asks of players was at least kind of off-putting to a good chunk of people, and an outright barrier to a smaller percentage.

I think if you’re anti-Zionist you should not use Substack

to be fair Iceberg 4’s last step is easier when you realize there’s no gap between swallowing and being able to inhale again, so swallowing the blocks is safer than spitting them

Finished Kirby’s Dream Land 2 true ending (thank you, save states!)

#octopathtraveler #octopathtraveler0

chuck schumer has been barred from formally observing this year's lexus december to remember sales event. they can't stop him from standing outside, but he will not be allowed into the showroom and he cannot directly behold the obelisk or participate in the thousand screams

That's the kind of question better directed at the president of the federal workers' union after he pressured the Dems to cave rather than the Republicans

Eating a single Pokémon GO candy just to see what happens

Nagito Komaeda from Danganronpa 2.

2x2 #danganronpa

Kind of incredible for the mis-analysis of Hamlet song, the “my fiance’s dick is huge” song, the overly angry song at a former associate, AND a song titled ”Cancelled” all to be on the same record. You usually gotta wait a full decade for all of those to appear

The No. 1 Country Song in America is AI-Generated

I've been seeing this headline floating around. To be clear:

1) This is "No. 1" on a miniscule chart, The "Country Digital Song Sales" chart, as in people actually paying money to download country songs which is a tiny amount of people

2) The actual consumers are almost certainly fake

SSX Trippy

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Tim Sweeney is a herb