Pink Turns Puke

a person with a sword is entering ye bar. other people with weapons stand outside the entrance. there are people sitting at tables, a barrel behind a bar and a wall and door behind. text: you enter a smoke filled common room filled with the scum of society.

wizard's crown, screenshot, apple II (1986) www.mobygames.com/game/1011/wi...

When people jerk me off, I kill them!

If I learned in advance which side of the road I’ll be on when I die, I’d simply live the remainder of my life on that side of the road, so as to save time otherwise squandered on unnecessary trips back and forth across said road.

Aussie cyberpunk book called Nauuuurrrmancer.

Can’t believe the National Lampoon Tolkien parody was called Bored of the Rings when “The Sillymarillion” was right there.

A-Cup Dead Man: A Tits Out Mystery

Friend of mine recently named her boat Mrs. Chippy, after the ship’s cat from the Shackleton expedition. It’s a good thing she didn’t choose the cat from the 1910-13 Scott expedition, whose name was just the N-word.

(Not really) crazy that one of these compilations genuinely has more innate spiritual value than every piece of data produced by generative AI, combined.

They should build a Queue Museum, where intricate sets and a cast of historical reenacters allow you to visit and join famous queues from throughout history.

I was there a few months ago and I have news about the name of the local chip shop.

The Goon Squad, by Daniel Kolitz Loneliness, porn’s next frontier, and the dream of endless masturbation

“Harpers gooner longread”? Of the Cambridge Gooner-Longreads?

A still from Entrails of a Beautiful Woman (Kazuo Komizu, 1986). A hand in silhouette holds a glass of water in front of a television, showing an image of a fish-tank.

A still from Entrails of a Beautiful Woman (Kazuo Komizu, 1986). A dessicated prop head sits against a wall covered in blood and hair.

A still from Entrails of a Beautiful Woman (Kazuo Komizu, 1986). A semi-nude woman writhes on the tiled floor of a reception area.

A still from Entrails of a Beautiful Woman (Kazuo Komizu, 1986). A goop-covered ghoul with slightly-too-small eyes roars whilst looking directly into the camera.

Entrails of a Beautiful Woman (Kazuo Komizu
, 1986)

I can tell I’m a long way off achieving samsara escape velocity because last time I tried to meditate, my mind flashed the word “explorationship” and I was so revolted with myself that I immediately stopped.

Ok but what if it was about a young witch trying to solve the disappearance of her neighbour’s cat in a small village in and alps?

The woke CIA (Cis Intersectional Ally)

A roving you will go?

Concerned that Columbo’s not gonna get his man in this ep.

EDIT: nvm

Funniest part of the 120 Days of Sodom is where he writes about a man who pays people to jack him off onto an occupied coffin whilst he yells “Take my cum to hell with you!”. Not that I approve.

Isn’t Labubu the demon from The Exorcist?

When the character study is tightly wound.

Bro strutted and fretted his hour upon the stage and was heard no more 😂😂😂

Call me murnau the way I fw you

Martin Ferrero’s suit in Miami Vice S1E2 said trans rights.

(Softly, almost tearful with concern) Stop hitting yourself.

I have my father’s eyes, call that hereditary peerage.