Oh great, it’s Greg.

Make it viral.

Found a dead raccoon in our driveway this afternoon, a big ol’ chonk who I had seen using our backyard as a thoroughfare through the neighborhood. No obvious wounds on the guy, looks like he just fell asleep about 20 feet away from the street. I worry a neighbor’s used poison. RIP to a lil’ critter.

a man with a beard says " i love you " in a pixelated image ALT: a man with a beard says " i love you " in a pixelated image

I just finished the season 2 finale of Severance, what an incredible charcuterie board of crisp anxiety, buttery hope and creamy violence. Praise Keir, What a satisfying meal!

list of banned keywords

🚨BREAKING. From a program officer at the National Science Foundation, a list of keywords that can cause a grant to be pulled. I will be sharing screenshots of these keywords along with a decision tree. Please share widely. This is a crisis for academic freedom & science.

ONE BIG THING. When I mentioned that I had heard of at least one person who had already missed a Social Security payment, the staffers snapped to attention. That's a huge deal.

If you or someone you know has missed a Social Security payment, call your reps IMMEDIATELY.

Government workers when DOGE shows up.

I’ve been really struggling to stay motivated to finish something I’ve been writing for a few years now and this is really inspiring.

Thank you, @crobertcargill.bsky.social

A catlike creature with orange glowing gazes to left, ready to spring into action with glowing blue flames running up its legs, vibrant star speckled wings and a tail of peacock feathers.

D&D sphinx’s are now depicted as alebrijes with Pokémon-esk evolutions! Talk about a glow up!

I've watched this video maybe 20 times in the last day

My daughter lost her first tooth and put it under her pillow. I replaced it with an even bigger tooth. She wants to play tooth games? Let's dance.

It’s a cold and it’s a broken “cowabunga”

Gritty holding a pride flag with the message "love is luv"

Gritty continues to be a real one

Just to be clear, you are defending a Heil Hitler salute that was performed and repeated for emphasis and clarity. People can officially stop listening to you as any sort of reputable source of information now. You work for them. Thank you for making that crystal clear to all.

I’m just going to say that AOC is the acting leader of the Democratic Party until someone proves otherwise. At least insofar as she is responding to the moment with leadership.

*Werner Herzog voice*

now, the Jingle Hop has begun

Progress from a fossil of a paravian to a piece of palaeoart

✨ Reincarnation ✨

I have a player whose wizard PC sold their soul for a cool hat a few months ago.Yesterday they found themselves dying in free fall after immolating the monster which held them aloft over a deep pit. They said brightly, ”it’s okay! I’ll die and then I’m gonna fistfight a devil!” Pretty metal, kid.

@gutterbruja.bsky.social just informed me that woodchuck is short for “Forest Charles” so I stole the cat off her lap.

“Meaty backseaty” is how I’m referring to everyone’s asses from now on.

when life gives you lemons, select lemons on the equip screen and then confirm “equip lemons”

Uncle, how to get to the beautiful country? by Xiaoyu Wang a green alien in a space suit showing a map to a seated man smoking a cigarette playing a board game

explaining some online beef to a normal person

A recaptcha that says "Select all 5 lights* but the image is a still of gul madred asking how many lights there are and there are four lights.

Oh shit oh fuck

This place looks amazing!

this is not the future I was promised!

With Planescape and the Outlands now available at your FLGS I’d like to share the most beautiful depiction of the Great Wheel Cosmology I’ve come across. One day I hope to use this as inspiration for a real stained glass piece. #ttrpg #DnD #Sigil #dnd5e

Artist: @cristinaanaya96.bsky.social

Maybe the greatest scene in Marvel Comics history ... Luke Cage, Hero for Hire, tackles Dr Doom, who's failed to settle a $200 freelance invoice.