Zack

I told shawty she was the LeBron James of my love life

Woke up pissed off because my grandma was a bitch in my dream and now I have to go see her today, is this how women feel?

A photo titled the real luxuries in life

Taking a little time to count little blessings this morning 🫶

Not me jumping to conclusions but we ballin 🔥🔥🔥

What are the determining factors to having a girlfriend?

I’m the only one who can save the Canadian economy

What’s your cash app? I’m tryna request enough to get a quarter pounder WITH cheese

I need you to gangalang on my dangalang before I end it all fine shyt

Cuuuhriipppp

Sup finnashawty, you tryna learn what beast mode feels like?

I’m in the Walmart parking lot off 3 fent patches, a rhino pill and a raw onion thinking about you

This gloobaglib will make your smut feel like a picture book

Gonna start posting my one liners here

i get it. i played lethal company ONCE and now i can’t stop stealing engines and road signs from local warehouses

Graphic of General Booty QB.

BREAKING: ULM and former Oklahoma QB General Booty has entered the NCAA Transfer Portal, @PeteNakos_ reports.

WE SALUTE 🫡 YOU GENERAL BOOTY

the united health CEO shooting happened on december 4th. the last time haliey welch posted on any of her social media was december 4th. do you see the pattern

No distractions..
We gotta pay attention to the background noise...

Fuck you, I say as the fuck you guy

I be shooting shots you couldn’t even start to comprehend taking

How is it even possible that they released another Juice WRLD album? Let the man die 😭

I yearn for the guangdong tigers