Unc Detector

My favorite Halloween candy is the fiber supplement gummy I take every morning. #notunc #justcareaboutmypoops

my wife left me.

my horny ass could NOT be an OBGYN! Cause I’d be “Ogling Baddies Gyatts, Ya (k)Now?”

Look at Unc trying to earnestly talk me off the edge instead of engaging in irony 🤣🤣🤣

Society went off the deep end the day we normalized selling beer in 15-packs. Beverages are not meant to be sold in odd-numbered quantities. Ever since then I’ve just been waiting until I muster up the courage to finally kill myself.

Among us, pretty dope! Nothing wrong with playing it in 2025.

SIKE!!!

bro is referencing a cable television program 🤣 gtfo with ur “good heavens the satellite connection appears to be having a problem” ass 👴

Cookie dough bites clear but buncha crunch is class too fair play

great, now everybody’s cashing in on the joke I invented. guess I’ll just kill myself since there’s no point in me being around anymore

I intimidate white women on the bus late at night

lotta concave motherfuckers tryna give me advice about a convex world.

I wasn’t jacking off bro I was just cummaxxing.

I’ve been trying to expose this dude as an Unc for a while now, but damn if this isn’t one of the best posts I’ve seen in ages. Pure class.

Analyzing post for Unc behavior…
Analyzing post for Unc behavior…
Analyzing post for Unc behavior…

ALERT! 🚨 ALERT! 🚨
UNC DETECTED! 👴

Unc’s just hearing about North Carolina now? Bros so old I can’t wait to blow his mind when he finds out slavery ended.

While pussies like this are calling me washed I’m literally omw to probably get my toes sucked by a baddie from Tinder 🤣 who’s washed now bitch?

I used to think George W.
Bush was the biggest Unc on the planet but these days I wish he was the president instead of the Cheeto in Chief

you’re worst nightmare

Wasted my time talking to a bitch on hinge, and then when we finally met up she flipped her shit on me for saying ‘retard’ even though my profile CLEARLY says “if you don’t fuck with dark humor than swipe left loser”. Another pussyless night for Unc Detector.

we need another pandemic. worse than covid this time.

sometimes it feels like nobody would fucking care at all if i died tomorrow

Hey @realmilkman.bsky.social I’ve got an idea for a nickname for you. “The Uncler”, because it’s like ‘the Rizzler’ but obviously your defining characteristic is that you’re an Unc. lmk what you think Uncler!

Don’t sweat it bro. Happens to everybody 👍. Just a natural part of life! I recommend some light stretches in the morning, you won’t believe the difference it can make!

unc said "trifling" 🤣 who even uses words like that lmao. go off grandpa

Unc Detected!🚨Unc Detected!🚨Look at this old ass loser!🚨Unc Detected!🚨Unc Detected!