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https://patreon.com/372pages Mike & Conor are reading bad books. Currently "Night of the Crabs". Ready Player One & Two, Modelland, 64 Squares, Moon People, etc
somehow you guys are reading the *bad* example of the genre
21.02.2026 00:27 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Not until next week, we're getting together in Minnesota for this little MST3K project people might have heard about so won't be able to record til then! New 280 coming later this week though
23.02.2026 17:43 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Shart with Kung Fu Grip or gtfo
21.02.2026 00:18 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Don't believe so but can confirm with Mike. Haven't been inundated with complaints, so I dunno!
21.02.2026 00:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
New 280 Mysteries up on the Patreon! Conor tries to solve The Case of the Runaway Elephant and also The Case of What the hell is "Ham Loaf"???
www.patreon.com/posts/280-my...
How did Rolling Stone have no questions about the boon system in MAYOR OF NOOBTOWN??
20.02.2026 16:28 — 👍 14 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
Welcome to Noobtown
Population: You
Our latest MAYOR OF NOOBTOWN episode is now unlocked and on the free feeds!
Youtube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=auXP...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/5Qkj...
Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/3...
Oh no...
16.02.2026 12:43 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
We forgot to include Jacob's Chronotrigger translation paper in the description for the last episode post, so here you go: www.cambridge.org/core/books/a...
13.02.2026 14:57 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Come on down to Noobtown and have yourself a time! Our second MAYOR OF NOOBTOWN episode just posted a week early for Patreon supporters! Enjoy it with a nice glass of Shadow God blood!
www.patreon.com/posts/372-pa...
Dammit boy! Loyal jackal Lise discovered this documentary: www.imdb.com/title/tt8066...
If we're being honest, Chad & Dale must have been doing a little tugging of their own on some of those lonely stretches of Wyoming highway...
A new 280 Mysteries just hit the free feed. See if you can solve The Case of the Dwarf's Beard!
Youtube: youtu.be/aRAZi-KpZ78?...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/5uIT...
Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/2...
That was quite a journey! Thanks to everyone who tuned into the livestream. We'll share the audio as a podcast post next week.
05.02.2026 21:38 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Choose Your Own Adventure LIVE starts in forty minutes!
05.02.2026 19:19 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0This is TOMORROW! Don't miss it, this book looks nuts
04.02.2026 21:44 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Just like how Jim's wife likes it
03.02.2026 18:40 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0And we will be recording our next MAYOR OF NOOBTOWN episode one week from today, Tuesday, 2/10
03.02.2026 15:17 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
We're doing another Choose Your Own Adventure live read thru. It's a truly insane book this time, so we recruited the great John Hodgman to come read with us! This Thursday at 3PM eastern.
More details here: www.patreon.com/posts/choose...
In the not-too-distant future, RiffTrax is making four new episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000! Support us on Kickstarter: rifftraxmakesmst3k.com #RiffTraxMakesMST3K @mst3kofficial.bsky.social
02.02.2026 18:20 — 👍 1981 🔁 663 💬 118 📌 280
Let's get puppet-y! rifftraxmakesmst3k.com
02.02.2026 18:07 — 👍 42 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0ONE WEEK FROM TODAY
no further info right now
but stay tuned
We'll be doing another CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE live stream next week, and we'll be joined by a special guest! Stay tuned for details...
29.01.2026 21:13 — 👍 16 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0
Just posted a bonus NOOBTOWN mailbag on the 372 Patreon. Do NOT buy your kids this book!
www.patreon.com/posts/372-pa...
"Oh, Mr. Franzen, I must get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry loincloth!"
youtube.com/shorts/-mriV...
Wonder when they will let you click on 1 star reviews!
28.01.2026 14:41 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
In our first Mayor of Noobtown (4.4 stars, 6,671 reviews) episode, a demon named Shart gets peed on and stinks of our hero's urine for the rest of the reading. Come join the fun!!
Youtube: youtu.be/NMAnV4eN6t4?...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/5Gg5...
Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/3...
Did you read JIM this way?? He played COLLEGE BASEBALL!
22.01.2026 21:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Folks, we've discovered book so powerful it could wipe out an entire civilization...
youtube.com/shorts/MSshW...
STATSHEET:
Level: 372
Episodes: 201
Bodily Functions: 1+2
Shart count: ∞
Our hero: A father???
We could only describe our first MAYOR OF NOOBTOWN episode as "just got released a week early on the 372 Patreon!"
www.patreon.com/posts/372-pa...
