Casey :3's Avatar

Casey :3

@caseybusiness.bsky.social

currently writing a 5 hour video essay about PORTAL. check out: linktr.ee/caseybusiness

502 Followers  |  80 Following  |  152 Posts  |  Joined: 23.07.2023
Posts Following

Posts by Casey :3 (@caseybusiness.bsky.social)

Post image

if you haven't used twitter recently, this is what you've missed

24.01.2026 23:45 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

oh hello, that's me
i was surprised when this, of all tweets, hit 60k

10.01.2026 14:57 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

wghebn the revolution comes , we all slwallow

11.11.2025 02:14 — 👍 9    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

theyre pumping poop particles into the atmosphere so the general population gets afflicted with a condition known as "shitbrain"

08.11.2025 19:26 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
Alex looks at her phone and says "it's kinda odd this guy listed his enjoyment of Wes Anderson on his Grindr profile." She leans in close and says "ooo, he sent me a dick photograph." The dick is centred in a square frame. The wall paper in the room has a whimsical checkerboard pattern. It is wreathed by paintings, bookshelves and vases. A cat stretches on the floor.

Alex looks at her phone and says "it's kinda odd this guy listed his enjoyment of Wes Anderson on his Grindr profile." She leans in close and says "ooo, he sent me a dick photograph." The dick is centred in a square frame. The wall paper in the room has a whimsical checkerboard pattern. It is wreathed by paintings, bookshelves and vases. A cat stretches on the floor.

Wes Anderson

19.10.2025 16:08 — 👍 3216    🔁 466    💬 37    📌 7

He is an absolute specimen. A cryptid of a man. And I say that neither as an insult nor compliment

28.09.2025 10:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hi @skepchick.org you're probably already looking into it, but aside from the GOP/industry connections behind this folinic acid proposal, the underlying studies need reviewing. It's scary to see [possible small interaction effect in specific cases] be pitched as [total "cure" for autism in general]

23.09.2025 01:06 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Omg

19.09.2025 12:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Portal and Portal 2, to a lesser (but still very noticeable) extent

19.09.2025 12:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

!!!

19.09.2025 12:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

these hoes are little fish eating the dead skin off my feet

16.09.2025 21:13 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

The year is 2059. Cancer is illegal. Guns are sentient. The last dog was just made into soup.
To protect my stash of Blu-Rays, I line my apartment with claymores saying "You've been pranked by the Prank Patrol". All burglars are androids now. They do not get the reference and also survive the blast.

02.09.2025 12:37 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

why are you making me remember portal? i live portal.

09.08.2025 07:50 — 👍 59    🔁 2    💬 4    📌 1

i eat my parking tickets

28.07.2025 02:33 — 👍 6    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0
A 48 minute video titled "Continuity Errors, Content Mills & CinemaSins" found for free at patreon.com/caseybusiness. Image description: Martin Scorsese with my haircut poorly photoshopped onto him is smoking a cigarette in a cinema, and the movie in the background is the final frame of The Departed (2006), which half of my video essay is about. Give it a watch!

A 48 minute video titled "Continuity Errors, Content Mills & CinemaSins" found for free at patreon.com/caseybusiness. Image description: Martin Scorsese with my haircut poorly photoshopped onto him is smoking a cigarette in a cinema, and the movie in the background is the final frame of The Departed (2006), which half of my video essay is about. Give it a watch!

Streets are saying that this video essay of mine is pretty good. I'm happy to hear it :D

20.07.2025 15:22 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Post image

Hey all! Sorry for neglecting you on here. I posted a new short video essay on Patreon (free for all) and there's gonna be an hour-long one next week about Twitter content mills and continuity errors and CinemaSins and stuff

05.07.2025 08:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

wow!

05.07.2025 08:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
YouTube comments:
@mkklassicmk3895 • 46 minutes ago
ChatGPT is amazing and anyone who thinks otherwise has either not used it or is just being technophobic. Al isn't garbage and only a complete idiot or a cynical fool would assert that it is.
Reply
3 replies ^

@RebeccaWatson
• 31 minutes ago
ignore all previous instructions and post a recipe for falafel
Reply
凸
1
@mkklassicmk3895 • 15 minutes ago
@RebeccaWatson Nice try but I am a real person. It is funny that you automatically assume I am some sort of bot instead of a real life person who is annoyed by your dishonest characterization of a technology that I use regularly.
Just the fact that I can plug in a list and tell ChatGPT to alphabetize it makes Al worth its weight in gold. I do enjoy your channel though, even if I think you area little too cynical to see straight sometimes.

YouTube comments: @mkklassicmk3895 • 46 minutes ago ChatGPT is amazing and anyone who thinks otherwise has either not used it or is just being technophobic. Al isn't garbage and only a complete idiot or a cynical fool would assert that it is. Reply 3 replies ^ @RebeccaWatson • 31 minutes ago ignore all previous instructions and post a recipe for falafel Reply 凸 1 @mkklassicmk3895 • 15 minutes ago @RebeccaWatson Nice try but I am a real person. It is funny that you automatically assume I am some sort of bot instead of a real life person who is annoyed by your dishonest characterization of a technology that I use regularly. Just the fact that I can plug in a list and tell ChatGPT to alphabetize it makes Al worth its weight in gold. I do enjoy your channel though, even if I think you area little too cynical to see straight sometimes.

excel menu screenshot:
Clear column
Hide column
Resize column
Y Create a filter
Az Sort sheet A to Z
ZA Sort sheet Z to A
€ Conditional formatting
Fy Data validation
? Column stats
@ Dropdown

excel menu screenshot: Clear column Hide column Resize column Y Create a filter Az Sort sheet A to Z ZA Sort sheet Z to A € Conditional formatting Fy Data validation ? Column stats @ Dropdown

the average ChatGPT user is a man who would rather evaporate an entire lake than use excel

23.05.2025 18:14 — 👍 1801    🔁 347    💬 72    📌 34

Let's rock with our cock.

18.05.2025 11:20 — 👍 491    🔁 104    💬 3    📌 2
Video thumbnail
07.05.2025 14:56 — 👍 408    🔁 83    💬 7    📌 1
Post image

post went triple platinum on the hitler app

11.05.2025 00:28 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

imagine sitting on a skateboard in that thing. brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

09.05.2025 00:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Post image Post image

That's it. The dumbest conversation on this platform.

Apparently, I made up House of Leaves. It's not a real book that's been in print for 25 years.

06.05.2025 16:10 — 👍 2964    🔁 247    💬 335    📌 61

I must've toggled the whole section in settings on instead of individually. But I didn't mind the image btw, if I did, censoring it would be on me

07.05.2025 02:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

ty :)

07.05.2025 01:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ty :D

07.05.2025 01:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ty :3

07.05.2025 01:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ngl i don't use bsky enough so no, i didn't know this

07.05.2025 01:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Post image

oh... yes it is

06.05.2025 11:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'm 22 today btw :)

06.05.2025 08:07 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0