Ripley: she’s the queen you can’t train her
Some dipshit: we trained you
But then dude goes ahead and tries to make out with the alien?? I hope he goes in a slow and gory manner
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marathoning shows & ignoring responsibilities | she/her
Ripley: she’s the queen you can’t train her
Some dipshit: we trained you
But then dude goes ahead and tries to make out with the alien?? I hope he goes in a slow and gory manner
tryin to make it through the Alien movie series but by movie 3 I’m rooting for the aliens
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