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@mostestghostess.bsky.social

oh, am I being weird? | artist, obsessive, granger taylor truther | world's no. 1 SOUTHLAND TALES defender | I'd rather eat glass than interact with generative AI | she/her πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ instagram.com/crossandbedeviled

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A Tascam Model 32 reel-to-reel tape recorder. It looks like it has eyes in the middle of its reels and maybe it's recording head is a beak, Furby-style.

A Tascam Model 32 reel-to-reel tape recorder. It looks like it has eyes in the middle of its reels and maybe it's recording head is a beak, Furby-style.

Imagine being mad at me and I'm just a Tascam Model 32 reel-to-reel tape recorder that I've anthropomorphized for you through the power of suggestion.

01.03.2026 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm listening.
I'm learning.

02.03.2026 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Michael Rooker as Grant Grant in SLiTHER (2006). He is all fucked up. Looking like a creature made of layers of giant blisters with a corkscrew dick coming out the side of his head, patches of long thin hair, and half his teeth are fangs now, maybe layers of fangs?

Michael Rooker as Grant Grant in SLiTHER (2006). He is all fucked up. Looking like a creature made of layers of giant blisters with a corkscrew dick coming out the side of his head, patches of long thin hair, and half his teeth are fangs now, maybe layers of fangs?

President Grant

02.03.2026 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I NEED IT SO BAD

02.03.2026 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

JESSIE I HAVE BEEN WAITING

02.03.2026 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

"Somebody has to do something, and it’s just incredibly pathetic that it has to be us."
-- Jerry Garcia (1942-1995)

02.03.2026 13:13 β€” πŸ‘ 339    πŸ” 80    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

if your naomi be wolf,
oh buddy, oof,
if your naomi be klein,
turns out also,

02.03.2026 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 154    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Many people are asking for the movie "jared leto and shia laboef get sealed in a concrete sarcophagus forever"

01.03.2026 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Woims.

01.03.2026 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We've been doing this almost every weekend, I think this is going to be our fourth week in this campaign? I have the coolest kids & I am the luckiest mom.

01.03.2026 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oof. I just read your post in the most uncharitable, pedantic way possible, and I gotta tell ya: it's not looking good for you.

01.03.2026 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 9907    πŸ” 2077    πŸ’¬ 57    πŸ“Œ 59

the burden of proof is on the people who just wiped out a grade school.

01.03.2026 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1647    πŸ” 139    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 2

Are kids still Teen Wolfing these days? Is that still a thing?

01.03.2026 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Positively sick to my stomach thinking about how I drove in high school πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ

01.03.2026 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@zachdionne.bsky.social need your eyes on this one

01.03.2026 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*crunch-king some numbers

01.03.2026 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
I drew a three-circle Venn diagram on a green sticky note in pencil. At the top is THE GIRL WHO LOVED TOM GORDON. Bottom left is THE END OF THE WHOLE MESS. Bottom right is CARRIE. In the center, where the circles overlap, is a sketch of a striped, flying, stinging bug.

I drew a three-circle Venn diagram on a green sticky note in pencil. At the top is THE GIRL WHO LOVED TOM GORDON. Bottom left is THE END OF THE WHOLE MESS. Bottom right is CARRIE. In the center, where the circles overlap, is a sketch of a striped, flying, stinging bug.

Been crunching some numbers this morning.

01.03.2026 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A Tascam Model 32 reel-to-reel tape recorder. It looks like it has eyes in the middle of its reels and maybe it's recording head is a beak, Furby-style.

A Tascam Model 32 reel-to-reel tape recorder. It looks like it has eyes in the middle of its reels and maybe it's recording head is a beak, Furby-style.

Imagine being mad at me and I'm just a Tascam Model 32 reel-to-reel tape recorder that I've anthropomorphized for you through the power of suggestion.

01.03.2026 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey, sewists!! You are needed.

28.02.2026 05:03 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Picture of Marjane Satrapi alongside a quote from her. The quote reads:

The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you.

And our governments are very much the same...

- Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist

Picture of Marjane Satrapi alongside a quote from her. The quote reads: The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you. And our governments are very much the same... - Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist

Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.

28.02.2026 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 18393    πŸ” 7869    πŸ’¬ 41    πŸ“Œ 115

β€œThe forces we are up against have made peace with mass death. They are treasonous to this world and its human and non-human inhabitants.”

28.02.2026 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2619    πŸ” 1126    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 32
This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

I can't fucking believe we're doing this again.

28.02.2026 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 13756    πŸ” 3332    πŸ’¬ 111    πŸ“Œ 70

STOP FUCKING CALLING THEM BRAVE

28.02.2026 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 748    πŸ” 132    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 3

This is what our ruling class has decided will be normal.

28.02.2026 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 483    πŸ” 118    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 1

"the car's on fire and there's
no driver at the wheel
and the sewers are littered with
a thousand lonely suicides
a dark wind blows
the government is corrupt
and were on so many drugs
with the radio on and the curtains drawn
we are trapped in the belly
of this horrible machine
and the machine is
bleeding to death"

"the car's on fire and there's no driver at the wheel and the sewers are littered with a thousand lonely suicides a dark wind blows the government is corrupt and were on so many drugs with the radio on and the curtains drawn we are trapped in the belly of this horrible machine and the machine is bleeding to death"

19.10.2024 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 118    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 4

The sole promise of using LLM's in war is that no human will face a firing squad for the atrocities the machine commits.

28.02.2026 13:38 β€” πŸ‘ 349    πŸ” 83    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 6
Types of Mutual Aid: Labor Resources: childcare collectives, support with appointments, ride shares, community kitchens, translation services, shopping and deliveries, repairs. Physical reaources: food banks, tool shares, seed shares, community gardens. Community actions: rapid response networks, disaster relief, bail funds, legal resources. Safety: temporary housing, Healthcare funds, information gathering and distribution.

Types of Mutual Aid: Labor Resources: childcare collectives, support with appointments, ride shares, community kitchens, translation services, shopping and deliveries, repairs. Physical reaources: food banks, tool shares, seed shares, community gardens. Community actions: rapid response networks, disaster relief, bail funds, legal resources. Safety: temporary housing, Healthcare funds, information gathering and distribution.

There are so many ways you can contribute to and connect with your community! Here are a few ideas.

28.02.2026 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 223    πŸ” 138    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 5

Putting the "LLM" in "Gell-Mann amnesia"

27.02.2026 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 128    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

The first deaths announced from the US-Israeli strikes on Iran: dozens of school girls. They hit an elementary school in Hormozgan.

28.02.2026 11:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3730    πŸ” 1612    πŸ’¬ 62    πŸ“Œ 169

most shockingly of all, the alien craft was reportedly adorned with a sort of bumper sticker that said "Earth Hoes Cant Fuck"

28.02.2026 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 6011    πŸ” 1130    πŸ’¬ 44    πŸ“Œ 29