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Der’k

@derkbryant.bsky.social

A work in progress…

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So. Why isn’t it Friday yet? The universe can make a big bang but can flash forward me a few days. Rude.

03.03.2026 17:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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In times like this, we all need our self help monkey…

24.02.2026 22:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dead.

23.02.2026 11:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hmmmm. A - was he cute. And B - did the curtain match the drapes.

Hard hitting questions, I know.

23.02.2026 07:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Chiiiiiiild. I’ll take an MRI over my two PET scans so far in a heartbeat. Not enough Xanax in the world.

22.02.2026 15:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Don’t. We. All.

22.02.2026 09:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s the ultimate edible and chilll movie for tonight to tomorrow in NY (if one partakes). It’s a new gay celestial plain.

22.02.2026 09:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

GCT LIRR?!?! I white knuckle that shit going down on a GOOD day. Not a fan. And the elevators smell like p*ss so it’s like - you’re f’d either way (especially me with breathing issues - those elevators are horrific 97.678% of the times).

22.02.2026 09:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“THEY’RE MARIGOLDS!”

22.02.2026 03:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I feel seen. I keep saying I’m 29 though!

15.02.2026 22:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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When you're an Ep. 5 & 6 Re-Heater and @jojiart.bsky.social provides the most amazing background. <3

#ReheatedRivalry

05.02.2026 00:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Even if it was medical, grateful for the day off and a break after appointments. Rose allllllll (almost all) day.

04.02.2026 01:33 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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You know it. A man has needs. ;)

26.01.2026 09:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Same. Disaster movie on tap.

26.01.2026 09:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Blessssss the Niall FCF. 🙌🏽

26.01.2026 07:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Me still RN

26.01.2026 05:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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29.XX

25.01.2026 22:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Me finally picking up the oboe but more duck sounding.

25.01.2026 22:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm half Irish (I don't look it - everyone thinks I'm latino) but I don't qualify due to generational status. I would in a HEARTBEAT. Ireland was one of the greatest experiences of my life.

25.01.2026 22:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

*starting a GoFundMe so someone can pay me NOT to be in America at the moment*

25.01.2026 19:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Snowed in and don't have to be anywhere or do anything but...relax? What even is this? Does not compute.

25.01.2026 19:04 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

*gets the shovel* Yes, please.

25.01.2026 18:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

*Takes out his measuring stick to see if he measures up* ;)

25.01.2026 17:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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8 or 9 inches, Mr. Mayor? Call me. ;)

25.01.2026 17:28 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We were told 8-13 starting tonight - it’s already started. We’re getting ALL of the inches. As a top I like my inches outside but dang we haven’t seen this in a long time.

25.01.2026 13:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I would like to go to the timeline where Hilary won, COVID was properly handled, the Orange Menace never took office, and we didn't have 5 year olds being kidnapped in the open by untrained horrendous individuals under the guise of "ICE".

24.01.2026 23:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

*posts a SIT HERE* sign on my face.

19.01.2026 17:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That's some good looking veg right there.

17.01.2026 01:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh I was already there so. No change. :)

12.01.2026 06:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m not ready for the grey reveal. Does it…change you?

12.01.2026 06:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0