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Der’k

@derkbryant.bsky.social

A work in progress…

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Birthday gifts from my sis. She kinda gets me, I’d say…

#HeatedRivalry #ChefDerk #TunaMelts

08.03.2026 21:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just an FYI - we ALL zoomed. For reasons.

08.03.2026 20:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

SO EXCITED FOR YOU. *cough come visit NY*

08.03.2026 20:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I look at gas stations now and go - “Oh, how quaint.” And realize I’ve become one of THEM. And I ain’t mad at it.

08.03.2026 19:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ahhhhh. Happy Birthday fellow Pisces!

08.03.2026 19:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Legit The Squad made sure I have all of the rest of the books coming my way for my birthday.

I got some reading/pre-cumming to do.

08.03.2026 19:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

*hits the yes button*

08.03.2026 14:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Birthday Kween?

08.03.2026 14:19 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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So. Why isn’t it Friday yet? The universe can make a big bang but can flash forward me a few days. Rude.

03.03.2026 17:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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In times like this, we all need our self help monkey…

24.02.2026 22:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dead.

23.02.2026 11:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hmmmm. A - was he cute. And B - did the curtain match the drapes.

Hard hitting questions, I know.

23.02.2026 07:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Chiiiiiiild. I’ll take an MRI over my two PET scans so far in a heartbeat. Not enough Xanax in the world.

22.02.2026 15:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Don’t. We. All.

22.02.2026 09:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s the ultimate edible and chilll movie for tonight to tomorrow in NY (if one partakes). It’s a new gay celestial plain.

22.02.2026 09:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

GCT LIRR?!?! I white knuckle that shit going down on a GOOD day. Not a fan. And the elevators smell like p*ss so it’s like - you’re f’d either way (especially me with breathing issues - those elevators are horrific 97.678% of the times).

22.02.2026 09:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“THEY’RE MARIGOLDS!”

22.02.2026 03:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I feel seen. I keep saying I’m 29 though!

15.02.2026 22:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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When you're an Ep. 5 & 6 Re-Heater and @jojiart.bsky.social provides the most amazing background. <3

#ReheatedRivalry

05.02.2026 00:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Even if it was medical, grateful for the day off and a break after appointments. Rose allllllll (almost all) day.

04.02.2026 01:33 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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You know it. A man has needs. ;)

26.01.2026 09:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Same. Disaster movie on tap.

26.01.2026 09:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Blessssss the Niall FCF. 🙌🏽

26.01.2026 07:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Me still RN

26.01.2026 05:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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29.XX

25.01.2026 22:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Me finally picking up the oboe but more duck sounding.

25.01.2026 22:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm half Irish (I don't look it - everyone thinks I'm latino) but I don't qualify due to generational status. I would in a HEARTBEAT. Ireland was one of the greatest experiences of my life.

25.01.2026 22:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

*starting a GoFundMe so someone can pay me NOT to be in America at the moment*

25.01.2026 19:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Snowed in and don't have to be anywhere or do anything but...relax? What even is this? Does not compute.

25.01.2026 19:04 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

*gets the shovel* Yes, please.

25.01.2026 18:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0