Nick Ewertz

Not sure I've ever seen a punter with the yipps but the punter for Denver definitely has the yipps tonight!

Someone ask Mike Johnson tomorrow what he thinks of tonight's results? Can't wait for him to say, "No, I haven't seen it."

As the Speaker of the fucking House, that should be disqualifying.

MAMDANNNNNIIIIIIII!!!

Ha ha ha ha ha. It's real.
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from people magazine Donald Trump Confuses Dementia Screening for 'Very Hard' IQ Test as He Brags About Results The president predicted that Democratic Reps. Jasmine Crockett and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez could not perform as well as he did in a cognitive exam By Greta Bjornson | Updated on October 28, 2025 10:24AM EDT

from people magazine Donald Trump Hosts Great Gatsby-Themed Halloween Party as 42 Million Americans Brace for SNAP Benefits to Expire The president hosted the Roaring '20s bash at Mar-a-Lago on Oct. 31 amid the ongoing government shutdown By Bailey Richards Published on November 1, 2025 06:19PM EDT

someone invited people magazine to the kitchen and they brought their own knives

Bichette should've taken 5 minutes to round the bases there.

In every press conference, Mike Johnson says "I've been too busy. I haven't seen <blank>." Can one reporter, for the love of God, ask him, "What exactly are you so busy doing that you never see what the President says?"

And don't let him just say, "working hard for America." GET SPECIFICS!

Post 7: How Do You Solve a Problem Like Income Inequality (Part 1 of 2)? Utopia (im)Possible is a 10-part monthly series that takes place in an alternate reality where everything is the same except 1) the current…

Post 7 in my 10 Part series Utopia (im)Possible just dropped. It's 3,000 words so grab a glass of wine or crack a beer and enjoy. Come for the insane stats about the ultra wealthy, stay for the rant towards the end that culminates in an Epstein Island reference.
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Really nice of both managers to bring in the one reliever their fan bases have little to no confidence in during that 7th inning. Added to the drama of it all.

Countless news orgs and infinite podcasters, not to mention members of Congress... you'd think ONE PERSON would finally call his bluff and sit down with a doctor and take this "Walter Reed" test live so everyone can see how full of shit he is. Maybe AOC is that person.
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Pretty sure these Steelers uniforms were stolen from the set of Any Given Sunday.

Did you know that over 1.3M active duty service members and veterans rely on SNAP benefits to feed themselves and their families?

Now you know.

I think the Falcons should try something new and interesting on their next drive... give the ball to Bijan.

Yes, hello, 911? I'd like to report a murder...
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Looting the treasury

So I guess you can challenge like 7 things during 1 challenge flag?

Lots of "clearly" overturned calls tonight on close plays that could've easily stayed with the call on the field.

1st & Goal from the 2...
1. Rollout Pass deflection that should've been an INT
2. Sprint out pass that was deflected and then luckily caught for a TD.
No one hates his RBs like Sean Payton.
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LOL. The Broncos could be facing the worst run defense in the history of the league and Sean Payton will start with a handful of passes in each of their first 2 drives to try and get Bo Nix going.

And quickly punt both times.

HOLY SHIT!! IT HAPPENED!
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Here are 2 miracles in tandem I'd love to see over the next 2 hours...

1. The Raiders Def actually stopping the Chiefs.
2. No flag is thrown on the play.

BREAKING: The Trump administration is doubling its Argentina bailout to $40 billion.

I really enjoyed John Oliver's 20 minute drive by on Bari Weiss tonight.

So glad I got up to waste 3 hours of my life on this trash of a football game.

With both fantasy RBs in this London game, I knew it'd be an uphill battle this weekend BEFORE kickoff. And the game has done nothing to dissuade me from that feeling.

27th time's the charm. #Mariners

CANCER IMMUNITY IN A SHOT BREAKTHROUGH MRNA SHOT TURNS IMMUNE CELLS INTO CANCER KILLERS DIRECTLY IN THE BODY, NO LAB NEEDED, JUST LIKE A VACCINE

Cancer immunity in a shot.

Scientists at the University of Florida have created a breakthrough mRNA cancer vaccine that erased deadly brain tumors in early human trials without chemo or radiation.

It is now moving into Phase 1 pediatric trials.

His slip of the tongue reveals who’s really in charge. trib.al/mIvP0yE

“Illinois governor says we’re provoking actions that are unlawful,” Miller said on CNN. “If I put federal law enforcement and National Guard into a nice sleepy Southern town, is anyone gonna riot?”

A perfect distillation of how we've become more close-minded with the help of the Internet and social media.
It's far too easy to search out and find any kernel of bullshit to validate your belief (regardless of how fucking stupid it is).
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oh cool. My phone just auto software updated to make some fucking AI more prominent. I hate it here.

Map of the U.S. with dots for each of the 500 health facilities closing or at risk of closing.

500 hospitals, nursing homes, and clinics are now closing or at risk of closure because of the Republican bill that guts health care funding, per @protectourcare.org.