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Mary Jo Cameltoe

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This feels like that first season Lala was on Vanderpump and she was all secretive about her boyfriend with the plane and it turned out to be a scamming turd who was pushing Bruce Willis to do a movie even though he had early onset dementia

28.02.2026 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 73    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

between:
shooting citizens in the street
murdering people in detention
genociding palestine
bombing children in iran
starving cuba
everyone’s a pedophile

the thing that gets me is knowing most democratic leadership is only pretending to disagree and there’s no one left to report on it

28.02.2026 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 160    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Almost certainly true, and another opportunity to remember that Netanyahu would willingly trade away the safety of every Jew on earth to save his own political career and avoid going to prison for his crimes.

28.02.2026 13:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1980    πŸ” 488    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 9

Stop telling workers to get a better job, and start telling greedy CEOs and corporations to stop exploiting workers.

27.02.2026 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 158    πŸ” 51    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Vonda shepherd singing to the gang at the local bar, in their office building, would heal us.

26.02.2026 14:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Stop pre-negotiating. Stop telling voters they have to sacrifice minorities and the marginalized to have a chance of winning. Stop telling voters to settle, to not ask for everything, to be reasonable. Don't be reasonable. Demand the world. The world belongs to us. They don't have more right to it.

26.02.2026 06:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3563    πŸ” 1061    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 34

Please read this article to the end. Even before ICE got involved, this started because this *blind man who speaks no English and uses a curtain rod as a walking stick* got lost on a walk and some Karen called the police on him and they tasered and beat him bc he didn’t drop the rod. WTF

25.02.2026 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 15493    πŸ” 8146    πŸ’¬ 854    πŸ“Œ 543
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Donald Trump killed two of my constituents. He is a liar and should be ashamed of himself.

25.02.2026 04:59 β€” πŸ‘ 16553    πŸ” 3299    πŸ’¬ 425    πŸ“Œ 198
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New Polling on Ousting Schumer: Necessary Policy and Smart Politics The first year of the second Trump administration was defined by horrifying authoritarian abuses from an unpopular regime that were met…

New polling from @indivisible.org tells us something we all probably guessed: having the least popular political figure in the country β€œlead” the opposition is bad politics. indivisibleteam.medium.com/new-polling-...

25.02.2026 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 650    πŸ” 216    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 25
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Justice Department withheld and removed some Epstein files related to Trump An NPR investigation finds the public database of Epstein files is missing dozens of pages related to sexual abuse accusations against President Trump.

The Department of Justice has illegally β€œwithheld some Epstein files related to allegations that President Trump sexually abused a minor."

The biggest coverup in presidential history just got worse.

Release the files.

24.02.2026 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 970    πŸ” 477    πŸ’¬ 56    πŸ“Œ 26
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Chicago’s newest snow plow name β€˜Abolish ICE,’ Mayor Brandon Johnson says Mayor Brandon Johnson announced β€œAbolish ICE” as the winner of a citywide snow plow name contest. He had earlier given it a β€œfull and complete” endorsement.

Mayor Brandon Johnson announced β€œAbolish ICE” as the winner of a citywide snow plow name contest. He had earlier given it a β€œfull and complete” endorsement.

23.02.2026 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 4828    πŸ” 1248    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 141
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23.02.2026 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 10108    πŸ” 2063    πŸ’¬ 252    πŸ“Œ 432

This is exactly right. The Onion quietly left Twitter a month ago and... our weekly subscribers went up. It's because we're doing well here, on Instagram and on YouTube.

As a business, being on Twitter is somewhere between useless or detrimental, unless you're selling boner pills.

23.02.2026 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 29454    πŸ” 4988    πŸ’¬ 333    πŸ“Œ 124

Local zoning is the way! A lot of these are being stopped or stalled by neighborhood organizing.

These warehouses often need to be purchased, permitted, approved for occupancy and specs. Each one of those steps can be interrupted.

Ppl are pressuring corps not to sell, counties to deny permits, etc

22.02.2026 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 6279    πŸ” 1514    πŸ’¬ 91    πŸ“Œ 162
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This one hits hard.

21.02.2026 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 35594    πŸ” 10538    πŸ’¬ 778    πŸ“Œ 595

When you put it like this, a $75 million bribe to Melania and gutting the Washington Post seems like a small price to pay.

22.02.2026 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 10723    πŸ” 4003    πŸ’¬ 255    πŸ“Œ 95
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β€˜Don’t go to the US – not with Trump in charge’: the UK tourist with a valid visa detained by ICE for six weeks Karen Newton was in America on the trip of a lifetime when she was shackled, transported and held for weeks on end. With tourism to the US under increasing strain, she says, β€˜If it can happen to me, i...

A British grandmother with a valid visa detained by ICE for 6 weeks.

"So why did ICE detain her, and keep her locked up for so long? ICE officers are paid a bonus every time they detain someone. 'Individual ICE agents get money per head that they detain – the guards told me that,' Karen says."

21.02.2026 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 4207    πŸ” 1904    πŸ’¬ 104    πŸ“Œ 152

Every billionaire in the Epstein files could drop dead tomorrow and the world would not only be fine, it would actually improve. The quality of our media would improve. Our environment. Our food. Our health care. Our technology.

20.02.2026 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 6364    πŸ” 2557    πŸ’¬ 47    πŸ“Œ 28

I keep hearing that the Epstein files are so big if we held everyone accountable everything would collapse. And no it wouldn’t. These rich guys don’t do any actual work. They aren’t actually important or useful they are just rich.

14.02.2026 08:09 β€” πŸ‘ 9992    πŸ” 3272    πŸ’¬ 125    πŸ“Œ 181

"Notable names include House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries, Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer and Sen. Martin Heinrich."

HOW INTERESTING.

20.02.2026 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2498    πŸ” 923    πŸ’¬ 69    πŸ“Œ 93

a lot of you are probably too young to remember this but there was a time when the married dhs secretary using taxpayer money for a custom built fuck palace in the sky for her to bang coworkers wouldve been a big deal

20.02.2026 12:50 β€” πŸ‘ 13436    πŸ” 3034    πŸ’¬ 318    πŸ“Œ 131

But you *are* fine with csam

You're on a site where the OWNER personally unbans people who got booted for showing images of a toddler being assaulted.

A place where hundreds of thousands of women & children's images were sexualized with his personal AI bot

18.02.2026 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh, hey. Do you remember those prom photos?

18.02.2026 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 724    πŸ” 197    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 11
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Mayor Mamdani Breaks His Promise to NYC Public Libraries The Struggle Against Defunding Libraries Continues...

I hope New Yorkers will challenge Mamdani about this. Too often, people feel they need to be absolutely for or against a politician β€” ignoring their missteps or throwing them out with the bathwater. You can like and/or believe in someone and still challenge them to deliver on their promises.

18.02.2026 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3060    πŸ” 1020    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 56

Shame on NYU Langone for ending gender-affirming care & kicking trans New Yorkers to the curb. It's a violation of their promise to treat all people equally, kindly, and respectfully β€” and a violation of NYC's human rights law as well. Bending the knee is bad; denying people care is even worse.

18.02.2026 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2746    πŸ” 549    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 23

There is no bottom with these people. Think of how much we don't know about what is going on inside the concentration camps. I want to hear from every Democratic elected official and candidate about their plans for accountability once this regime is out of power.

18.02.2026 13:25 β€” πŸ‘ 758    πŸ” 250    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 12

lol, it’s a lot easier to form a tenants union when everyone in the building is in the same group chat

18.02.2026 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1585    πŸ” 242    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 7

Fucking cowards. You have lawyers for a goddamn reason

18.02.2026 04:33 β€” πŸ‘ 633    πŸ” 141    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

Yes I’ve never heard in my 46 years as a fat person anything about the health effects of obesity- this is a topic only discussed in hushed corners under seal I guess

18.02.2026 13:27 β€” πŸ‘ 135    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, I bet he's a huge fan of Matthew 19:21

'Jesus said to him, "If you would be perfect, go, sell what you possess and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven; and come, follow me."'

18.02.2026 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 938    πŸ” 161    πŸ’¬ 52    πŸ“Œ 13