He's buds with that salty sea captain
28.12.2025 16:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He's buds with that salty sea captain
28.12.2025 16:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Because of the deep state plot to infect their air with oxygen
04.11.2025 21:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0...maybe slow banjo music
04.11.2025 21:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hey, maybe this will help speed up the apocalypse 🤞🏼🤞🏼
29.10.2025 16:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.
19.09.2025 09:33 — 👍 19669 🔁 8191 💬 259 📌 769Zombie Dan shambles around assaulting people with horrific wordplay.
30.08.2025 16:52 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I plan on taking G. Want to carpool?
08.08.2025 11:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0What a lovely afternoon!
02.08.2025 14:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yeah I had the windows open all day and heard nothing, but I did hear the police chase the night before in the same area.🤷🏼♀️
02.08.2025 13:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I would put them all in my front yard😍😍😍
01.08.2025 23:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Sorry to hear that. I'll be up all night if you want to talk.💝
16.07.2025 03:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Beautiful!
05.07.2025 16:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A Dem lawmaker and her husband were killed by a guy for their political views and it’s already out of the news.
21.06.2025 23:05 — 👍 34404 🔁 8815 💬 633 📌 259"wow" go see it ASAP or "wow" what a stinker?
20.06.2025 00:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Sympathy Fra Diavolo is such an overused noodle drop.
17.06.2025 22:46 — 👍 22 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0
I did an event in DC & there was a party for donors etc after. Was talking to 2 ppl & I said "Things are so bad." They said "No this is how it is. Things swing one way, then another. It's normal."
That's when I realized why Dems are toothless. They have no idea what this is. Frogs boiling in water.
That's where I was going to order from. Ended up spending ~$350 for two pairs at Costco. (and you don't need to be a member to go there)
02.06.2025 21:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I was going to order glasses online but ended up going to Costco instead. Still very affordable, plus I could try them on in person.🤷🏼♀️ Very happy with what I got.
02.06.2025 19:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Maybe you're just like your mother (she's never satisfied)
26.05.2025 19:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
So much for #BlueLivesMatter
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“And so the Greeks send me this horse, we’re talking about one of the most beautiful horses you’ve ever seen. So big. So strong. Normally they keep this kind of horse for themselves but they were such big fans they said sir, please take our big wonderful horse we’ll even bring it to your house”
12.05.2025 12:03 — 👍 12787 🔁 3364 💬 156 📌 118the new york sewer rats have finally elected a new rat pope
08.05.2025 16:18 — 👍 33562 🔁 5510 💬 520 📌 313"Gee, I've been using an awful lot of commas. Guess I should substitute a couple with em dashes." -me every time
06.05.2025 13:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Surprise! I'm actually 6 prescriptions and a bag of tortilla chips in a trench coat!
05.05.2025 14:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I was going to suggest "dogs in movies" trivia.
02.05.2025 18:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We like our Bosch a lot if it helps. Efficient layout, cleans great, practically silent.
01.05.2025 13:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0They're sociopaths who get off on bullying, plain &simple
29.04.2025 13:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A perfect example of "be gay, do crime' ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
28.04.2025 23:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
