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@caveman-pdx.bsky.social

Portland, OR based gay. A dissociative mix of art, tech, musings, cigars, faggotry, and sometimes nudes.

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We had about 25 minutes of ads before wicked part 2 and it seriously put me off returning.

06.12.2025 05:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m glad you found the missing Santa hat. πŸŽ…

05.12.2025 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's dangerous out there for a stray twink. So many traps!

01.12.2025 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I haven't kept up on twink lore but I suspect they lost their White Claw while looking for lights to nest in

01.12.2025 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This holiday season be sure to regularly check your Christmas lights for any stray twinks that got themselves tangled up.

01.12.2025 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Cherry strudel

01.12.2025 04:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Fully decorated Christmas tree in my living room. Looks very blue for some reason!

Fully decorated Christmas tree in my living room. Looks very blue for some reason!

Long ass day of errands and chores BUT capped off with putting the Christmas tree up πŸŽ…

01.12.2025 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

People don’t read

01.12.2025 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Birthday! πŸŽ‚

30.11.2025 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Really just want to be lazy today and skip out on chores but I did that every other day this long weekend 😬

30.11.2025 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nerd!

Also can we just give you an unlimited budget and do your design?

29.11.2025 04:21 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Flexing in the gym mirror mid deadlifts.

Flexing in the gym mirror mid deadlifts.

Post holiday lifts πŸ’ͺ

29.11.2025 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Never wrong to lust after your husband 😈

28.11.2025 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sad to hear but not surprising unfortunately.

28.11.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have been changed, for good.

Had a fun time but wicked part 2 suffers the same way the musical suffers in that the first act is so good that it’s impossible for the second one to keep momentum.

28.11.2025 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Picture from seated position in a movie theatre with previews playing and a bag of popcorn on my knee.

Picture from seated position in a movie theatre with previews playing and a bag of popcorn on my knee.

Seated for Wicked 🍿

27.11.2025 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Picture of a Mr S Learher receipt. On the back there is a thank you area where the employee who packed the order wrote β€œSlide into some good times”

Picture of a Mr S Learher receipt. On the back there is a thank you area where the employee who packed the order wrote β€œSlide into some good times”

Finally done at work and my Mr S order just arrived. The gays stay winning (and well lubricated).

27.11.2025 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think I might be the first gay to make a bottoming joke πŸ€“

26.11.2025 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A loaded bottom you say?

26.11.2025 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Everyone truly waited until the last damn minute this year.

26.11.2025 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t these people at work know this week is fake. Why all the meetings?

26.11.2025 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Selfie of me in the gym mirror flexing.

Selfie of me in the gym mirror flexing.

Gym was super busy before the holiday but managed to sneak in an okay workout.

26.11.2025 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If your list doesn’t have this one at the bottom then there’s nothing more to discuss.

25.11.2025 04:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hot boy at the takeout sushi place is flirting very hard

25.11.2025 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What makes the Disney sequel trilogy so unsatisfying is that each episode isn't just disconnected, they actively work to undermine each other.

24.11.2025 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My Star Wars hot take is that the much maligned prequels are better than any of the modern star wars.
Because, even while acknowledging the incredible clumsiness of many parts of it, at least it tells a coherent narrative.

24.11.2025 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I agree completely with your take.

I think Rogue One is the best movie out of Disney Star Wars but that just goes to show how poor the recent movies have been.

24.11.2025 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope your recovery is smooth. Definitely get lots of rest!

24.11.2025 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

doing the bareback minimum at work today

24.11.2025 13:33 β€” πŸ‘ 112    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

This is how I operate too. I think it's time for Service Doms to be the moment.

24.11.2025 04:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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