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Jonathan LeMaster-Smith

@ruralprofessor.bsky.social

My oatmeal tastes just like confetti - Willie Nelson Methodist Studies, Rural Ministry, Educator www.jlemaster-smith.com

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If you had to explain theological anthropology in three sentences, what would you say?

08.09.2025 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"By the way, all these animatronics have nipples" - @trixiemattel.bsky.social

16.07.2025 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Good messages from folks.

16.07.2025 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Pool Break.

14.07.2025 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Shout out to @npr.org for covering CLUE (Clergy and Laity United for Justice) in LA. The executive director is Jennifer Gutierrez, a UMC elder in the Cal-Pac Conference

14.07.2025 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Year four getting started.

13.07.2025 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cheap wine and frozen pizza.

12.07.2025 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The UMC has me tearing up today. Mujinga Kashala has been elected as the first female bishop in the Mid Africa Central Conference.

The world is messy, but there is still beauty.

She is pictured here in blue, embracing Bishop Malone, the first ever black female bishop in The UMC

12.07.2025 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes. I've bought them recently. I made pie with them.

12.07.2025 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We're about done with our Gossip Girl Rewatch, and it's such a good and messy show.

Reminds me I should be writing, though.

12.07.2025 00:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Re: pastors endorsing candidates.
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Pastors are more beholden to their paychecks and local church leaders than they are to government policies.

11.07.2025 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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At Annual Conference. So many people. So much joy.

20.06.2025 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Went to the woods.

29.05.2025 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I went to the ocean

26.05.2025 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly, I forget I have this thing, but hey, SEC please beat the snot out of the ACC.

Too many years of the Duke v. Carolina nonsense, and finding out I'm actually an SEC means, I need them both to go down.

20.03.2025 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

After sleeping 14 hours, I'm cleaning up my carport and screened in room.

07.03.2025 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's no longer shocking, cruelty is the point.

06.03.2025 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sabrina Carpenter singing about her "calendar" is jarring at 5:45am at the airport.

06.03.2025 13:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ordering glasses af 12am.

The way I live my life would frighten my ancestors.

26.02.2025 05:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Last night of Doctrine Class!

Heaven, Hell, and the End of the World!

25.02.2025 00:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Goodness will prevail. - A student who apparently needed to teach me today.

24.02.2025 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not mad at a tie. #charlottefc

23.02.2025 05:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks Seattle! Own Goal is Goal.

#charlotteFC

23.02.2025 05:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Boo. Kahlina tried. His limbs went everywhere.

#charlottefc

23.02.2025 04:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Malanda!!!!

Goal Charlotte!!!! #charlottefc

23.02.2025 04:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The color of Kahlina's kit is triggering a memory, I don't know what memory, but it has a nostalgia to it. #charlottefc #forthecrown

23.02.2025 04:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As soon as I post Seattle scores. Boo.

23.02.2025 04:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thankful that soccer is back. I'm ready for some @charlotte-fc.bsky.social Soccer. #mls #charlottefc #forthecrown

23.02.2025 04:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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New tattoos.

21.02.2025 14:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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