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Indestructible little fucker, writer, they/he, pfp and banner by @neopessimist.bsky.social
Sexy Santa Izzy
06.12.2025 13:48 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 1Confusion about this little box watching her and why her momther is trapped in it
04.12.2025 13:36 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Please enjoy my baby reacting to being Perceived while I was on vacation
04.12.2025 11:47 โ ๐ 16 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0It's Krampus season!
01.12.2025 19:08 โ ๐ 392 ๐ 122 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 0I did not know the lore that it was a book. I just saw a bunch of tiktoks about how this show is very gay and horny and I am a gullible whore so
02.12.2025 18:49 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0PLEASE
01.12.2025 14:26 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0SpongeBob SquarePants would have been peak if Squidward was allowed to swear and use slurs
28.11.2025 22:28 โ ๐ 262 ๐ 22 ๐ฌ 13 ๐ 0Leave him alone Stede! Those are just his pregnancy cravings
24.11.2025 14:51 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Holy shit. So Elon decides it would be nice to know what region of the world people are posting from. So they add that little feature.
2 hours later they figure out that many Trump supporters with millions of followers are posting from other countries. Surprise!
That "feature" is now gone.
Really enjoying ICE finding out North Carolina is an open carry state with a stand your ground law. My current favourite genre of TikTok videos is ICE agents in full camo in the woods being hunted by North Carolinians
21.11.2025 12:49 โ ๐ 1455 ๐ 327 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Digital color drawing of Izzy Hands.
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The terrible french people from OFMD episode 5. A large group of people dressed in ornate 18th century clothing are laughing and looking boisterous in mixed colour clothes, in front of a cream background
Proposing a new Frenchie Friday
10.11.2025 13:34 โ ๐ 65 ๐ 14 ๐ฌ 5 ๐ 1๐
06.11.2025 22:08 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Chaos Mama Roach is a little skeptical about the contents of the mystery package. Especially considering the - erm - "instructions" that came with him
25.10.2025 17:45 โ ๐ 18 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0Sexy USPS tracking sounds less sexy when I'm tracking a mystery package I don't remember ordering. Or does the mystery make it more sexy
24.10.2025 13:22 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 2I wouldn't mind throwing some extra money your way for the dolls
20.10.2025 11:40 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Peaky Blinders meme: No fighting with regime-run accounts. No fucking fighting with regime-run accounts!
17.10.2025 23:11 โ ๐ 7873 ๐ 2555 ๐ฌ 30 ๐ 55If you want to block all the US government accounts being created right now.
17.10.2025 22:30 โ ๐ 19 ๐ 13 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1Happy birthday!!!! I hope you are doing plenty of nice things for yourself too! My nice thing is the vacation I'm still on
17.10.2025 13:32 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I just got a little lightheaded
15.10.2025 22:57 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text: Episcopalians on Facebook Elizabeth Rose Elrod โข 22h โข Exodus 8:2-6 "But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs... The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."
you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
15.10.2025 16:10 โ ๐ 35220 ๐ 9858 ๐ฌ 40 ๐ 561Transbian Jack getting ravished by older married couple Edizzy. These distinctions are important yes.
11.10.2025 11:04 โ ๐ 13 ๐ 5 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1Happy birthday!!!!
03.10.2025 18:17 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Thank you #OFMDWhumptober for giving me the push I needed to write this! ๐ #CJIzzy
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Little man finally sleeping in
03.10.2025 14:01 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Excuse you, don't put these words in my mouth. I am here for when t4t steddyhands happens and they are both horrified to hear all of this until they realize it can be used for Horny purposes
02.10.2025 13:27 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0