mea tulpa

enchanted by a middle-aged man’s bare ankles. as per usual with me

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leverage redemption and the pitt are noah wyle roles at opposite ends of the whimsy spectrum

at the level of fandom derangement where i must imagine my blorbos doing whatever i happen to be doing. therefore pitt crew at dim sum

save me shirtless jack abbot. shirtless jack abbot save me

disappearing periodically into the utility closet at work to get a quick fix without anyone noticing (gifs of shirtless jack abbot that i’ve saved to my phone camera roll)

abbot whittling his own prosthesis out of whalebone: “had a choice, didn’t I? could either die in the great white nothing, or I could live. right now I’m choosing live.”

to me he is aglooka

dr robby would not survive the franklin expedition but dr abbot definitely would

HELLO YES

this fucks hardcore

we must not deny the true wants of our hearts 😔

i miss private twitter. feels weird to say i want to stick my face in jack abbot's sweaty armpit on main. oh well

jack abbot tits out bark bark bark bark bark bark bark abrk bark

jack abbot pit stains

that 50 year old man is so baby girl. to me.

girl just rolled into the therapy waiting room with the same baggu bag that i’m currently carrying. chat please it’s urgent is this a baggu baddie situation or no

absolutely love this for you!!

proving my age to a discord employee younger than my gmail account

stray kids movie update: hearing them speak english with a really strong australian accent is fucking with me hardcore

the movie theater at which i’m seeing the stray kids concert movie is also showing pillion and the lobby is absolutely teeming with kitted out leather daddies. i’m at the wrong movie.

ohhhh my god he truly would never

queer pops orchestra starting 10 minutes late to account for the fact that all audience members are queer

Autoportrait de Caillebotte, assis sur un canapé avec une palette de peintre et des pinceaux à la main. Derrière lui, Le bal du Moulin de la Galette accroché au mur. Le chef-d'œuvre de Renoir faisait partie de sa collection personnelle. Un autre homme est assis au fond dans un canapé. Ambiance artistique et introspective.

Acquisition :

Le «Portrait de l’artiste au chevalet» est le plus important autoportrait de Caillebotte, tant par sa taille que par sa portée symbolique. L'artiste se montre dans son atelier, au milieu de sa collection avec plus particulièrement le «Bal du moulin de la Galette».
👉 bit.ly/4r8eRZP

you’re so smart for this

devil wears prada cerulean sweater monologue except it’s me talking about the aesthetics of the bronze lamp bases of the knockoff tiffany lamps in the background of every interior scene of er

has anyone made a video edit of the pitt for that monster factory clip compilation of justin and griffin saying “boy”

passive suicidal ideation is so wild because i can be drinking a hot chocolate at a chain bakery feeling slightly melancholy and i will be like, “i should walk into traffic.” i am so exhausting can i just finish this hot chocolate

me after thinking about dr robby at work all day

i miss the old ways americans used to be weird about greenland, like getting iced in on ships off its coast trying to find the north pole. or inventing a fictional continent north of it for book sales. or getting poisoned by their crew for being a maniac and everyone fucks off back to greenland