Glory Joel

“It’s been five PUNGENT years”

“Twas the Blimey Shadow”

“Who is Tinky Winky and why is his Pinky so Stinky?”

“I wanna mukbang that thang.”

onlyfans.com/gloryjoel.of...

“That would be VERY of the me.”

11/12/24

“With no sauce?”
“Glerp is sauce.”
“Glerp is Glerp. SAUCE is Sauce.”

11/12/24

“Babies love suckin with their brand NEW mouths!”

11/12/24

“They’re prolly swimming through puke to get a quarter.”

10/27/24

“I can barely taste it— and I LOVE that!”

10/6/24

“I mean—when she moves and talks, it’s a no for me.”

10/5/24

“I’m gonna tag that and post Molly.”

9/16/24

“I still got what it takes to take what they got.”

6/18/24

“I’m high and I don’t know how faces are supposed to look.”

4/11/24

“I’m a Gemini with a plan and no one can stop that sh*t.”

12/20/23

“If it’s not cookies, wine, or chocolate… I don’t care.”

12/6/23

“In my world as a bottom, all daddies are tops.”

10/4/23

“Chicago deep dish pizza is just stuffed crust pizza all the way through.”

7/8/23

“I used to date a stripper, but now I can’t find her.”

7/3/23

“Who is Cookie Monster anyway?”

6/3/23

“I could do this standing on my back.”

3/20/23

“Asor Condo”

3/9/23

“Consonants carry the thought. Vowels carry the emotion.”

3/7/23

“Going after that dick again?”
— “Yeah well it’s making a ruckus under the blanket.”

3/3/23

“Meat plunge my hole so I can dump good later.”

5/27/18

“Let’s have Advil for lunch.”

8/19/17

“You’re like Aladdin. Porn Aladdin.”

8/10/17

“I want high braids and pearls”

6/23/17

“After this Redbull I’m gonna need a coffee.”

8/20/16

“Don’t be so focused on your plans that you are unwilling to consider the unexpected.”

6/10/16