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@lainkaplan.bsky.social

Level 40+ linguist and trans woman. She/her. Interests: Judaism, human rights, LGBTQ joy, MTG, comics, language, fashion, feminism. Obnoxious fitness affictionado. Fash begone.๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆโœก๏ธ Black Trans Lives Matter.

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Ah, good choice.

07.12.2025 14:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Locations of unlicensed beavers in
England

Locations of unlicensed beavers in England

smdh the uk stops at nothing when it comes to persecuting trans women

07.12.2025 14:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 114    ๐Ÿ” 18    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I donโ€™t care for the term either, he obviously got some degree of crap for it being Jewish while growing up, but the only Jewish person more responsible for putting hateful tropes about Jews being weird and suspect in the media these days is Stephen Miller, I dare say.

07.12.2025 14:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As a young queer Jew who didnโ€™t know she was queer at the time, I felt the impact of South Park almost immediately. It was open season for harassment. And I would rather center impact over intent.

07.12.2025 13:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m late Gen X. Satire that is indistinguishable from that which it attempts to mock is not only bad satire, but reinforces the problem. Good satire has extremely clear intent.
And I believe Stone described himself at least at one point as โ€œhalf Jewishโ€.

07.12.2025 13:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They popularized and disseminated antisemitism, racism, and transphobic bullshit since season one in their nihilistic bullshit celebration of centering white menโ€™s tastes. It unearthed and repopularized bullshit about redheads, FFS.

07.12.2025 13:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So many adults and young people absorbed naked antisemitism from that show on top of transphobia. The show is just nihilistic white privilege bullshit.

07.12.2025 13:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It ignores all the massive profits from private industry relying on it as more cost effective and able to hit rural areas. Without them, private delivery services would go bankrupt or just refuse to cover tens of millions of people.
Trump cultists donโ€™t do critical thinking.

07.12.2025 07:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I fucking love memes you can understand through the language barrier, holy shit

06.12.2025 15:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3482    ๐Ÿ” 1157    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

And that leads so many Christians to be uncritical and docile and not wrestling with implications. Thus the sincere cherry picking without considering implications of contradicting principles.

07.12.2025 06:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Christian biblical legal interpretation is not a topic I can take seriously, because the focus of salvation and purity of belief over carving out how to make decisions in daily life is just rudimentary by comparison with Judaism, as I see it. Itโ€™s a point for leadership, not rank and file.

07.12.2025 06:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Curth did the right thing by getting a second reader to make sure her scoring was accurate. Yet TPUSA hasnโ€™t released the second readerโ€™s feedback, because, well, they would be baying for a cis instructorโ€™s head, and that would look worse for their bullshit narrative.

07.12.2025 04:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The idea of triumph is nice and all, but my life changed when I stopped caring what people thought and really let myself be who I need to be. And thereโ€™s no going back. It hurts, sometimes, but I am actually living my truth now as a woman with scars and wounds and earnestness.

07.12.2025 04:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Different people have different songs work for them. I love How Itโ€™s Done, Your Idol, and This is What It Sounds Like. But theyโ€™re not really pop singles because big story beats. Golden functions on its own as a pop single, I have big moods listening to it. But it doesnโ€™t speak to me, as per plot.

07.12.2025 04:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m working retail right now, and while itโ€™s not all Christmas music all shift, itโ€™s mostly. So I am playing a game of good song, bad song, and my coworkers understand the criteria. They just donโ€™t know which writer is which or who gets credit.

07.12.2025 04:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Lain wearing cat ear headphones.

Lain wearing cat ear headphones.

Iโ€™d rather be clocky and look fifteen years younger than be able to pass but look my age. And I am content.

06.12.2025 19:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I find myself in a complex situation with this as a veteran ESL instructor who has taught pronunciation and focusing on vocalization, and a trans woman who is happy having achieved an androgynous maintenance voice.

I donโ€™t police other people on this. I only praise people whose voices I admire.

06.12.2025 18:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The best gender fuckery show. And lemme tell you, getting an Utena phone case was one of the best goddamn decisions in my life. So much networking sparked.

06.12.2025 15:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I appreciate your perspective. People deserve a home and community that accepts them for who they are, and when thereโ€™s no two party consent, itโ€™s just so upsetting. But boundaries are a very old phenomenon. The question is, are they justified in context?
I grew up inside. So I donโ€™t know for sure.

06.12.2025 09:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man and the words old and busted are on the screen Alt: a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man and the words old and busted are on the screen to refer to Tommy Lee Jones while Will Smith gets to be New Hotness.

If you donโ€™t understand why Jews and other non-Christians prefer using neutral terms of Tanakh/Christian Testament instead of OT/NT, witness the exact same heuristic at work in Men in Black. Old has connotations of inferiority in relation to new.

06.12.2025 09:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s like having exclusively white cishet scholars writing and formalizing the concept of racism. If they canโ€™t decenter themselves and put the voices of those harmed by it first, then they have fundamentally fucked it up.

06.12.2025 09:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Any definition of antisemitism that doesnโ€™t center Jewish life experiences and how that hate impacts them is inevitably framed in a way to cover the definerโ€™s (Christian) ass.

Any definition of antisemitism that doesnโ€™t center Jewish life experiences and how that hate impacts them is inevitably framed in a way to cover the definerโ€™s (Christian) ass.

Keep in mind that Christians are so used to hegemony and privilege that the idea of understanding discrimination towards Jews just seems logically Christian centered, when in fact that is starting from the wrong premise. You look at oppression from the eyes of the oppressed, not the tormentor.

06.12.2025 09:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(That said, some were outright hostile to me for discussing authorship and redaction, and one guy with a collar even said he wanted me expelled from the school for my questions because it would damage the devotion of others.
Even so, the redaction process is a very real thing that happened.)

06.12.2025 09:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I strongly suggest you read about the historical revisions and redactions of Christian Testament. You have approached this subject from a doctrinal and devotional POV, but not from a critical or historical one. I went to a Jesuit school for undergrad, and discussed it w/many seminarians.

06.12.2025 09:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, well, glad thatโ€™s settled then.
No, show me a denomination of Christianity that rejects these guys. I donโ€™t think there is one.

06.12.2025 05:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Kaplanโ€™s law: any definition of antisemitism that isnโ€™t centered on Jewish life experiences and how that hate impacts them is inevitably framed in a way to cover the definerโ€™s ass.

Kaplanโ€™s law: any definition of antisemitism that isnโ€™t centered on Jewish life experiences and how that hate impacts them is inevitably framed in a way to cover the definerโ€™s ass.

I donโ€™t think your Judenhass detector has been properly calibrated.

06.12.2025 05:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The laws ostensibly against Judenhass are able to be used to defend Christian cosplayers (Messianic โ€œJewsโ€) as the Trumpist state sanctioned form of โ€œJudaismโ€. Meanwhile, academics like Judith Butler are being targeted by the regime for being disloyal (actual) Jews.
Miller is an evil paskudnyak.

06.12.2025 05:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Christian Testament is not a history of corroborated events, itโ€™s a sales pitch written and redacted by humans selling the church to Roman audiences for conversion. Treating it as a neutral record is an epistemological nightmare.

06.12.2025 05:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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two cartoon characters are sitting at a table with the words see this button written above them ALT: two cartoon characters are sitting at a table with the words see this button written above them
06.12.2025 05:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, not that one. This body is a prison no longer.

05.12.2025 17:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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