who else but mj

Sarah forgot the word “pedicure” and could only come up with “foot facial”

no joke I went out of my way to go to a different post office based on its Google ratings to avoid encountering an employee I was sure would hate me deeply and passionately should I have made that request to him

why is asking the post office to hand cancel my envelopes a task that produces an ungodly amount of anxiety in my body and soul

Chapter 1 of Moby Dick, page 1 The phrase ‘Call me Ishmael’, the first sentence of the book, is highlighted in blue, with careful highlighting on the very big C at the start. Above this, written in ballpoint pen ‘His name’

Love the glimpse into the beautiful mind that notated this used copy of Moby Dick I got

Dad, 99, and son, 80, hold Wintzell's Oyster House to their promise of free oysters Jimmy Rush has a constant craving... for oysters.Always has, at least for most of his 99 years.

"We have literally been talking about this for decades," says Carl, proudly. "That's why some many people have come down to be a part of it. Some of my friends were glad it happened today, so they could quit hearing about it!"

getting really sick of my friends telling me the cursed blade is warping my mind. it's LITERALLY fine. i can stop fucking using it whenever i want. i think they're just jealous. like they know it'd corrupt them but i'm clearly stronger than its influence. in fact, i'm stronger than all of them...

Winds Suck Dicks

someone waited their ENTIRE LIFE to write that headline...

@rosesmeredith.bsky.social yes I think nz is a great time, whether you start with s2 or s1 doesn’t matter since each has a diff cast

some of these fics boot me right out the second a man is smelling like mint, not because mint is unpleasant in any way but why did you assign his flavor as Toothpaste

okay we all know the great post “he would not fucking say that” about characters but I propose we need another: “they would not fucking smell like that”

most difficult problem of writing fanfiction is when you need a character to express the particular surprised/dismayed/disappointed sentiment of going "jesus christ" but this isn't a lore friendly thing to say and there's nothing lore friendly that conveys quite the same emotion

@kentsarrow.bsky.social speaking of guy Montgomery related media I recently watched the FIRST sex and the city movie with friends, and when someone asked “what IS Mr. Big’s job???” I was unable to stop myself explaining Mr. Big’s Big Book of Ideas

I’m almost done with s3! all of them have been great but the s2 cast is def my fave, surprising no one

YouTube video by Olympics Alysa Liu wins the Olympic gold medal for the United States

some thoughts on Alysa’s gold medal skate a day later

- this is maybe my absolute favorite skating performance ever? I know enough to understand it’s not the most challenging technical skate but the sheer infectious joy is unmatched

- I’ve watched this maybe 15 times

- I mean holy shit look at it

Why does this sneak peak photo look like the Queen and Lady D are coming out

Americans seeing the international news today

A Break in a Longstanding Mystery about Origin of Complex Life Breathe easy. It appears our microbial ancestors used oxygen, too.

Some of our earliest microbial ancestors, the Asgard archaea, were able to use oxygen, says new study in @nature.com. It may solve a mystery about how complex life first arose.

#AsgardArchaea #MicrobialEcology #Eukaryogenesis #TexasScience @utmsi.bsky.social @archaeal.bsky.social

i will be thinking about David gargling the lotion for the rest of my life

I’ve binged 2 seasons of taskmaster nz in 3 days which tells you the kind of mental experience ive been having

my wires crossed a bit with lunar new year and valentines being so close together lol - safety and peace in this firey year 🧡💛

i respet this man so much

The Cat Family. Black Cat in a black kimono standing next to a white cat in a white and pink kimono. The Black Cat is holding an umbrella. In the middle is a little black cat in a black kimono holding a red ball. There is also a statue of a dragon in the back.

Cat Family. #Caturday

Nadia from the Russian Doll series on Netflix remarking: Thursday! What a concept!

Thursday! What a concept!

Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin

Oh my god, so many people are canceling Nitro that it's having issues processing it, cook 'em hard bois.

if your only sibling who raised you from childhood hard launched a husband out of nowhere and he was suspiciously The Perfect Man you too would go full conspiracy theory over it don’t get me started

people on tumblr are annoyingly angry about yuri spy fam as if he isn’t responsible for 85% of all only-one-bed fanfic scenarios, put some respect on the man’s name!!!

zhenzhen and chuan in the princess royal are making me Sick oh my god they LUV EACH OTHER

both teams allergic to catching the goddamn ball !!!!