Sarah forgot the word “pedicure” and could only come up with “foot facial”
28.02.2026 06:05 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Sarah forgot the word “pedicure” and could only come up with “foot facial”
28.02.2026 06:05 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0no joke I went out of my way to go to a different post office based on its Google ratings to avoid encountering an employee I was sure would hate me deeply and passionately should I have made that request to him
28.02.2026 01:07 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0why is asking the post office to hand cancel my envelopes a task that produces an ungodly amount of anxiety in my body and soul
28.02.2026 01:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Chapter 1 of Moby Dick, page 1 The phrase ‘Call me Ishmael’, the first sentence of the book, is highlighted in blue, with careful highlighting on the very big C at the start. Above this, written in ballpoint pen ‘His name’
Love the glimpse into the beautiful mind that notated this used copy of Moby Dick I got
25.02.2026 05:48 — 👍 14955 🔁 2981 💬 194 📌 236"We have literally been talking about this for decades," says Carl, proudly. "That's why some many people have come down to be a part of it. Some of my friends were glad it happened today, so they could quit hearing about it!"
24.02.2026 22:38 — 👍 1537 🔁 352 💬 20 📌 37getting really sick of my friends telling me the cursed blade is warping my mind. it's LITERALLY fine. i can stop fucking using it whenever i want. i think they're just jealous. like they know it'd corrupt them but i'm clearly stronger than its influence. in fact, i'm stronger than all of them...
20.02.2026 21:45 — 👍 6597 🔁 2569 💬 44 📌 98Winds Suck Dicks
someone waited their ENTIRE LIFE to write that headline...
21.02.2026 20:26 — 👍 11228 🔁 3342 💬 92 📌 107@rosesmeredith.bsky.social yes I think nz is a great time, whether you start with s2 or s1 doesn’t matter since each has a diff cast
22.02.2026 02:40 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0some of these fics boot me right out the second a man is smelling like mint, not because mint is unpleasant in any way but why did you assign his flavor as Toothpaste
21.02.2026 06:56 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0okay we all know the great post “he would not fucking say that” about characters but I propose we need another: “they would not fucking smell like that”
21.02.2026 06:52 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0most difficult problem of writing fanfiction is when you need a character to express the particular surprised/dismayed/disappointed sentiment of going "jesus christ" but this isn't a lore friendly thing to say and there's nothing lore friendly that conveys quite the same emotion
18.02.2026 13:12 — 👍 344 🔁 188 💬 5 📌 0@kentsarrow.bsky.social speaking of guy Montgomery related media I recently watched the FIRST sex and the city movie with friends, and when someone asked “what IS Mr. Big’s job???” I was unable to stop myself explaining Mr. Big’s Big Book of Ideas
21.02.2026 05:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’m almost done with s3! all of them have been great but the s2 cast is def my fave, surprising no one
21.02.2026 05:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
some thoughts on Alysa’s gold medal skate a day later
- this is maybe my absolute favorite skating performance ever? I know enough to understand it’s not the most challenging technical skate but the sheer infectious joy is unmatched
- I’ve watched this maybe 15 times
- I mean holy shit look at it
Why does this sneak peak photo look like the Queen and Lady D are coming out
21.02.2026 05:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Americans seeing the international news today
19.02.2026 13:36 — 👍 14 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
Some of our earliest microbial ancestors, the Asgard archaea, were able to use oxygen, says new study in @nature.com. It may solve a mystery about how complex life first arose.
#AsgardArchaea #MicrobialEcology #Eukaryogenesis #TexasScience @utmsi.bsky.social @archaeal.bsky.social
i will be thinking about David gargling the lotion for the rest of my life
18.02.2026 09:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’ve binged 2 seasons of taskmaster nz in 3 days which tells you the kind of mental experience ive been having
18.02.2026 09:15 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0my wires crossed a bit with lunar new year and valentines being so close together lol - safety and peace in this firey year 🧡💛
17.02.2026 18:40 — 👍 453 🔁 198 💬 4 📌 0i respet this man so much
15.02.2026 19:35 — 👍 92 🔁 14 💬 5 📌 0The Cat Family. Black Cat in a black kimono standing next to a white cat in a white and pink kimono. The Black Cat is holding an umbrella. In the middle is a little black cat in a black kimono holding a red ball. There is also a statue of a dragon in the back.
Cat Family. #Caturday
14.02.2026 16:07 — 👍 998 🔁 325 💬 4 📌 1Nadia from the Russian Doll series on Netflix remarking: Thursday! What a concept!
Thursday! What a concept!
12.02.2026 15:00 — 👍 145 🔁 60 💬 0 📌 0Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin
12.02.2026 16:31 — 👍 10351 🔁 3082 💬 162 📌 419Oh my god, so many people are canceling Nitro that it's having issues processing it, cook 'em hard bois.
09.02.2026 16:12 — 👍 10219 🔁 4422 💬 106 📌 137if your only sibling who raised you from childhood hard launched a husband out of nowhere and he was suspiciously The Perfect Man you too would go full conspiracy theory over it don’t get me started
10.02.2026 00:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0people on tumblr are annoyingly angry about yuri spy fam as if he isn’t responsible for 85% of all only-one-bed fanfic scenarios, put some respect on the man’s name!!!
10.02.2026 00:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0zhenzhen and chuan in the princess royal are making me Sick oh my god they LUV EACH OTHER
09.02.2026 06:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0both teams allergic to catching the goddamn ball !!!!
09.02.2026 04:42 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0