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Assuming they include them in the first place.

Google URL Shortener links will no longer be available- Google Developers Blog Understand how you will be impacted by our decision to turn off the serving portion of Google URL Shortener.

I mean, they did give warning. But yeah, this is dumb. developers.googleblog.com/en/google-ur...

You know how sometimes you get a song stuck in your head, and it pisses you off because it just won't go away?

I currently have When Doves Cry stuck in my head (no clue why), and I have to tell you I'm not upset by it one damned bit.

hey @nytimes.com what if instead of this you reported accurately that the president of the united states has violated the united states constitution by entering into war with a foreign power without the approval of congress, just like, what if

Nice work!

The Infinite Loop Of Algorithmic Pricing On Amazon… Or How A Book On Flies Cost $23,698,655.93 Glyn Moody points us to an amusing story by biologist Michael Eisen, about two Amazon book sellers who (it appears) each used algorithmic pricing to set their own prices on books off of what the ot…

www.techdirt.com/2011/04/25/i...

At this point, we should probably just divide it by zero and be done with it.

I get the feeling this parody account is gonna be fun.

I live in a neighborhood that I guarantee is majority MAGA, and this definitely-not-MAGA is the only one with an American flag flying.

Instant mute when that commercial starts.

I had the very best dream last night. We were at a sanctuary somewhere, and the entire dream was playing with various baby elephants and baby hippos.

Woke up with the biggest smile.

You sure the CT isn't stuck?

COME ON JUST THROW THE FUCKING RING INTO THE FIRE FRODO WE HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT

That was 3

George's camoflauge is so good you can't even see his front legs.

What fresh, self-punishing hell is this?

Brothel Visits Exposed In Volkswagen Location Data Leak Leaked data showed the location of about 800,000 electric vehicles.

The Internet Of Shit™ strikes again

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Now on Android!

Not seeing it on Android or web. :(

So, you're saying she's a cat?

I'm not taking that bait again.

If Die Hard isn't a Christmas movie, then Winter Wonderland and Let It Snow aren't Christmas songs.

Or avoid raking light at all costs.

There is a absolutely zero oddness about this. LOVE me some nanner puddin'. HATE it with actual nanners.

Yet, it left in place the TRAP laws preventing access to this critical healthcare.

I'm only any good at the first part: the making/building the wood parts. 🤣

That looks fun to build.

Missing option: My wife's permission.

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