Portia Spice Season

I toured the whole state. Cleveland, Dayton, Cincinnati, AND Columbus!

Photo of my next to a poster of Cindy Lauper at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. I am imitating her pose with her right hand holding a mic and her left held up.

I’m in Ohio, and Bluesky wants me to verify my age to use “certain features.” If my posts don’t scream middle-aged, that’s a you problem.

A walkway overlooking cars and casks of beer.

Also, this is the view out my door. I knew it was attached to a brewery. I didn't know it was IN the brewery.

A photo of the Shower Beer fridge next to, you guessed it, the shower.

I am staying in the funniest hotel.

BREAKING: Masked Border Patrol agents aggressively arrested WGN video producer Debbie Brockman in Lincoln Square Friday morning, supposedly for "obstructing justice." (Video via Josh Thomas on Facebook)

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Those holes are perfectly Sherman-sized. How could he not?

Why did you have a games floppy ready to hand?

Yeah. My garden needs a soak (rain), and I need a soak (nice, long bubble bath). 🤣

I'm sorry, but also very jealous of your puddles. We have not had any significant rain since maybe July.

Simon!

I'm the opposite. I know chartreuse, but think puce should be greenish.

A green and blue fake labubu that I bought at the checkout counter of the Indian restaurant in the mall.

My lafufu matches my water bottle.

There should be a trigger warning for the amount of Teams I had to experience in that 90 minutes.

The Ice Cube War of the Worlds is the absolute STUPIDEST movie I have ever seen. And I have watched a lot of bad movies.

😊 thanks!

Thanks!

Oh no!

Text exchange: Me: Happy birthday to you!! Friend: Yay! Why does 45 feel Soooooooo much older than 40?! Me: It's the knees.

Texting with my birthday twin.

This is awesome. The teaching AND the outfit!

#Indonesia

A puppy crossing blind box from the daily work series. This puppy has his front paws curled under his chin and his feet up. The box description calls it Opps.

Visited the Teso store today. I'm not sure what daily work this little puppy is supposed to be doing, but I love him.

They were surprisingly quiet during the flight. It was before and after that made them unbearable.

It is 5:30 in the morning. They should not allow large groups of teens in matching t-shirts on a flight this early.

Wow!

This is the best kind of essay, personal and all-encompassing, spiritual and profane. Thank you for this.

I need it!

Note to self: it is Saturday.

Three chickens in a grassy driveway in front of a red barn.

Three chickens in a grassy driveway in front of a red barn with a wheelbarrow in the background.

Who's up cleaning their chicken waterers on this beautiful Sunday morning?

It does seem very unlikely he didn't get a background check OR fill out an I-9.

Oh my!