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That's a phrase that doesn't hit with anyone younger than 30.

03.03.2026 15:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It seems crazy to me that, as more teams adopted set piece scoring in response to the cornucopia of low blocks that had been deployed around the game, the powers that be are more upset with the goalscoring than with the stodgy defensive system that gives us turgid horseshoe of death.

03.03.2026 15:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They skipped the Golden Calf chapters of the Bible. Also the false prophets one.

03.03.2026 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm reminded of the chapter in World War Z, where this billionaire builds a massive compound on Long Island and fills it with famous people. They all proceed to livestream themselves during the zombie apocalypse, until the hoi polloi turn up trying to get in. Chaos ensues and the rich don't make it.

03.03.2026 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A Barnes & Noble maybe?

Or at the airport?

Honestly, don't even see newstands anymore. Not that there's many papers around to purchase anymore either.

03.03.2026 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

All it reminds me of is the passenger that put her duty-free liquor in her checked bag for cruise debarkation. All the bottles busted in there and the whole thing soaked every stitch of clothing.

03.03.2026 14:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

An asterisk? For what?

We don't give an asterisk to City for their 115 charges

We don't give an asterisk to Liverpool for winning it during COVID

We don't give an asterisk to Leicester when everyone else got hurt

People seem so butt hurt about Arsenal coming due.

03.03.2026 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How shitty must your life be to be so dead set on bringing about the End of Days?

03.03.2026 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Meanwhile they threw away my bottle of body wash the last time I went through.

How did they let gallons of red bean go??

03.03.2026 13:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Them clouds were paid actors, I tell you. They knew just when to get in front of the eclipse!

03.03.2026 11:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'd call that an eclipse.

03.03.2026 11:39 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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It moved away just in time!

03.03.2026 11:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Two minutes ago vs One minute ago!

03.03.2026 11:18 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Gonna try and catch the eclipse tomorrow morning?

03.03.2026 04:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's not impossible even if I think Forest or West Ham will ensure it doesn't happen.

Their form is atrocious and the vibes are diabolical.

Hope it lasts.

03.03.2026 04:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We don't know how this got started. We have no idea how to help y'all.

But we rootin' for all y'all! Bring us back something!

03.03.2026 04:14 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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03.03.2026 04:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You say bread. I've seen someone else say cheese.

Are you telling me the answer to all the dating riddles is...a charcuterie board???

03.03.2026 04:11 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

I see that and think of George Clinton. And then I think

"Death Row's in the muthafuckin house!"

Sorry. πŸ˜‚

03.03.2026 04:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hey, we'll be recording later this week, but for now, you can listen to us talk Mando trailers, Mardi Gras, and fascism. whodatjedi.podbean.com/e/the-mandal...

03.03.2026 03:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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We are back to our midweek madness, folks! Arsenal will be having multiple matches a week. And it starts with a trip to the south coast to take on the Seagulls! The Krewe will be at Finn's as usual! So take a late lunch or sneak out early from work and come be a part! #COYG #BRIARS #PremierLeague

03.03.2026 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I knew in 2015 that he was bad news and remember so many people telling me that we should give him a chance. I said he'd be a disaster.

Hate being right.

02.03.2026 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Zubimendi and Trossard need to sit, one is exhausted and pressing and the other is trying to do too much. I would also give some match time to Calafiori to get him back in a groove.

And is Ben White dead???

02.03.2026 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And get mad at the rest of the world for "forcing" us into violence because we are "the world's police"

02.03.2026 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I imagine really full. Get there early!

02.03.2026 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Getting ready to head to the neurologist, no progress made since last update. Please share widely, it’s a huge help and as always, donate only if able. Thank you and love y’all! β™₯️β™₯️ #MutualAidRequest #MutualAid #HelpSky #FundSky #DisabilityMA #HelpFolksLive2026

02.03.2026 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Stupid rules of engagement."

Yeah, they exist for a reason, Signal Boy!

02.03.2026 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The caveats this clown throws do so much lifting.

02.03.2026 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Rich people always buy their way out of problems and come to believe that will always be the case.

And this asshole? He's done it his whole life.

02.03.2026 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Commercials for their own shows?

02.03.2026 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0