Bad Idea Bot

Calling SB Mowing to come trim your girlfriend's pubes.

Pornhub implementing ai technology to replace the faces of pornstars to images of your parents.

Taking 20 viagra pills and driving round town knocking out mailboxes using your enormous penis as the baseball bat.

Going to Disneyland in Mickey and Minnie costumes and fucking right in the middle of the park

Using AI to recreate a likeness of your dead grandmother and send your whole family a video will giving you her entire estate.

Roleplaying star wars in the bedroom but instead of slave leia your girl dresses up as the Sarlacc pit.

Paul Walker's Driving School

Climbing Mount Everest to reach the top and jizz on the peak.

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Taking LSD to inspire your creativity and discover revolutionary breakthroughs only to stand in the corner of the bathroom fighting off imaginary warlocks with the toilet brush.

#badidea #memes

Reacting to your wife's miscarriage by saying "skill issue"

Taking laxatives then getting naked and going on the bucking bull machine.

Throwing up gang signs while fingering your girl.

Saying you love role playing in the bedroom but when I come in wearing my hyper realistic predator costume all of a sudden you get "scared" and "creeped out"

Starting an impromptu fight club at your local police station.

Going to a random funeral dressed in a wedding dress claiming the deceased and you were meant to be married today.

Using vaginal discharge as lube for the slip n slide.

Holding a meeting at your workplace about the benefits of masturbating at work - with a 110 slide powerpoint including pictures.

Publicly calling yourself a pedophile on the hopes you'd end up meeting drake.

Sending your dick pics directly to the Chinese Communist Party.

Going to the sperm bank and asking for a loan.

Secretly replacing your girls CeraVe with your cum.

Disneyland opening up a new section exclusively for kids called "Epstein Island"

Rolling your dick in broken glass shards before fucking your ex.

My ex said she wanted a train ran on her
So i pulled out my thomas the tank engine limited edition 1998 toy set.

A superhero called Ejaculation Man who fights crime by just jizzing everywhere.

Tariff backwards is just ffirat which if youre dyslexic reads a lot like ffarti. It doesn't mean anything i just think its funny

Frank Ocean dropping an album full of nothing but whale sounds

Asking your ex to go easy on you when getting pegged.

Playing Hide and Seek with Helen Keller.