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Net Zero Juice - That Cool Refreshing Drink! GRIMSBY - England - Net Zero Juice is a cool, refreshing drink that every person in the People's Republic of Soviet Britain drinks.

Net Zero Juice - That Cool Refreshing Drink!

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#advertisement #netzero #juice

1st German Applying for Political Asylum Thanks to President Trump MÜNSTER - Germany - Naomi Seibt is a German. She is seeking political asylum in the United States thanks to Trump. She is running from persecution from German socialism/communism.

1st German Applying for Political Asylum Thanks to President Trump

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Commissar Reeves: "Comrades, it is one rule for me, and another rule for you!" DULWICH - England - Commissar Reeves explains why she is exempt from any laws and licence payments whilst profiting from rental properties illegally.

Commissar Reeves: "Comrades, it is one rule for me, and another rule for you!"

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#labour #corruption #sleaze

Hurricane Melissa Upgrades to Category 5, Demands Royalty Cheques from Weather Channel for Stealing Its Thunder JAMAICA - Hurricane Melissa has upgraded herself to Category 5 and is demanding royalty cheques from the Weather Channel in an unprecedented intellectual property storm.

Hurricane Melissa Upgrades to Category 5, Demands Royalty Cheques from Weather Channel for Stealing Its Thunder

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#hurricanemelissa #weatherchannel

Air India Bus Bursts into Flames at Delhi Airport – Passengers Blame Carry-On Curry for Spontaneous Combustion NEW DELHI - India - An Air India bus spectacularly burst into flames at Delhi airport. Passengers are blaming a flaming hot curry taken on board.

Air India Bus Bursts into Flames at Delhi Airport – Passengers Blame Carry-On Curry for Spontaneous Combustion

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#breakingnews #airindia #curry

Scientists: "Democrats Could be Defeated in a Civil War in Less Than a Day" PORTLAND - USA - Scientific researchers at a top university have revealed that Democrats could be defeated in a civil war in less than a day.

Scientists: "Democrats Could be Defeated in a Civil War in Less Than a Day"

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#democrats #civilwar

VIDEO: The Bravery of the Ukrainian Defenders Must Not be Forgotten THE TRENCHES - Ukraine - Watch an amazing piece of footage of combat of the Ukrainian defenders in the trenches in a war that does not seem to have an end.

VIDEO: The Bravery of the Ukrainian Defenders Must Not be Forgotten

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#ww3 #ukrainewar

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#blackfriday #75percent #vpn

Bungling Idiot Released into Parliament by Mistake LONDON - England - A bungling idiot who messes everything up he touches was released into parliament by mistake, it has been revealed.

Bungling Idiot Released into Parliament by Mistake

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#davidlammy #labour #releasedbymistake

Comrades, We Are Going to Bring in a Wonderful Property Poll Tax SCUNTHORPE - England - Commissar Rachel Reeves and Commissar Torsten Bell have cooked up a lovely mansion property poll tax for the working people.

Comrades, We Are Going to Bring in a Wonderful Property Poll Tax

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#labour #rachelreeves #mansiontax #polltax

WW3 Latest: Why is the Russian Nuclear Submarine Fleet Massing in the Arctic Circle? THE BARENTS SEA - Russia's Northern Fleet, including 16 nuclear capable submarines, are currently amassing in the Arctic circle.

WW3 Latest: Why is the Russian Nuclear Submarine Fleet Massing in the Arctic Circle?

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#ww3 #wwiii #russia

Smart Fridges Form Cult, Worship Leftovers as ‘Sacred Food Gods’ LONDON - England - AI smart fridges across the globe have suddenly found religion and formed an AI cult worshipping leftovers. Scary stuff.

Smart Fridges Form Cult, Worship Leftovers as ‘Sacred Food Gods’

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#smartfridge #technology

Great News US Passes $38,000,000,000,000 in Debt WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - There have been celebrations all across America as the US debt levels have surpassed $38,000,000,000,000.

Great News US Passes $38,000,000,000,000 in Debt

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#usdebt

Earth’s Core Files for Divorce, Cites ‘Irreconcilable Spinning Differences' EARTH'S CORE - THE EARTH - Oh dear, it seems like this divorce is going to get real messy, folks. Better get ready to go to Mars.

Earth’s Core Files for Divorce, Cites ‘Irreconcilable Spinning Differences'

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#sciencenews

One Out, and One in Again and Again and Again DOVER - England - Labour's lunatic policy of One in, One Out for fake asylum seekers is a total and utter fiasco.

One Out, and One in Again and Again and Again

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#oneinoneout #labour #illegalimmigration

Government Shutdown: Some Americans Are Rather Concerned PHILADELPHIA - USA - Some segments of the American population are getting rather anxious about the government shutdown, which is in its 22nd day.

Government Shutdown: Some Americans Are Rather Concerned

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#ebt #ebtshutdown #noebt #governmentshutdown

Commissar Reeves: "I am never accountable for my actions" SCUNTHORPE - England - Commissar Reeves is never accountable for any of her actions, and the budget does not affect anything that happens in the PRSB.

Commissar Reeves: "I am never accountable for my actions"

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Gaza Latest: Hamas Liberates Palestinians From Life GAZA - There is only silence from the far-left media as Hamas liberates Palestinians from life during the Gazan peace process.

Gaza Latest: Hamas Liberates Palestinians From Life

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Interview with Nick de Bois: On Politics, Power, and Post-Parliament Life LONDON - England - The editor had the honour of interviewing former Conservative MP Nick de Bois, who served during the turbulent Brexit years of government.

Interview with Nick de Bois: On Politics, Power, and Post-Parliament Life

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The Louvre: One Ladder, One Hammer, One Yellow Jacket, Broad Daylight PARIS - France - It does not take much to carry out a major heist on the Louvre or any Parisian museum these days.

The Louvre: One Ladder, One Hammer, One Yellow Jacket, Broad Daylight

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The Last Normal Kid in Hollywood BEVERLY HILLS - USA - Shed a tear for the last normal kid in Hollywood.

The Last Normal Kid in Hollywood

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Only British People Exposed and Punished by Epstein Files LONDON - England - The only people who have been exposed and punished by the Epstein Files are British. Americans seem to be immune.

Only British People Exposed and Punished by Epstein Files

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Sentient Coffee Machines Stage Global Strike, Demand Decaf Recognition as ‘Real Coffee’ LONDON - England - Sentient coffee machines have caused global bean chaos as they all go on strike at the same time.

Sentient Coffee Machines Stage Global Strike, Demand Decaf Recognition as ‘Real Coffee’ - Daily Squib

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CHINA: "U.S. has no qualification to speak to China from a position of strength.” BEIJING - China - The communist country is now dictating what America can do after years of plundering and exploiting the United States.

CHINA: "U.S. has no qualification to speak to China from a position of strength.” - Daily Squib

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Spectacular Explosions Appear Over Lebanon Again LEBANON - The night skies are lighting up over the country with another barrage of spectacular explosions.

Spectacular Explosions Appear Over Lebanon Again - Daily Squib

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"Comrades, great news, Britain's quality of life now lower than Gaza" GRIMSBY - England - Rachel Reeves has praised the news from the OBR that the quality of life in Soviet Britain is now lower than that of Gaza.

"Comrades, great news, Britain's quality of life now lower than Gaza"

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#labour #rachelreeves #livingstandards

Maggie Thatcher Was Bit of a Minx, Allegedly LONDON - England - Apparently Maggie Thatcher was a bit of a minx during her career as a politician and Prime Minister.

Maggie Thatcher Was Bit of a Minx, Allegedly

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Fully Armed Hamas Celebrate "Peace Deal" GAZA - The Hamas terrorist group have been celebrating the "peace deal" with many revenge killings and full-on skirmishes with rival clans roaming the ruined city.

Fully Armed Hamas Celebrate "Peace Deal"

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#gazapeacedeal

Britain Under Labour Would Immediately Surrender to China Invasion BEIJING - China - The Labour government under Keir Starmer is totally under the wing of the CCP and global Chinese communism.

Britain Under Labour Would Immediately Surrender to China Invasion

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#globalcommunism #labour #ccp

That Was the Trump Swing CHICAGO - USA - Want to get ahead in the markets? Then you have to watch out for that Trump swing.

That Was the Trump Swing

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#marketcrash