@paticakz.bsky.social
Marriage is asking your spouse if you like something that’s on the menu, because you aren’t sure. 😂
09.11.2025 01:48 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I have hope for the first time in a year 😭
05.11.2025 05:20 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don’t. Conor does.
27.09.2025 05:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bout damn time!
31.08.2025 22:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Them finger toes are a very specific flavor of big feet sexy
31.08.2025 20:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Guys with thigh tats >
31.08.2025 20:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0📠
31.08.2025 20:11 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0🎃 Made the first pumpkin bread of the season. Happy “…ber” months! (Almost) 🎃
31.08.2025 17:02 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wow! Talk about Great Value.
19.08.2025 18:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Oh, you know… just getting an apostille for my birth certificate and marriage license because I’m gay in America and can’t afford to be unprepared.
19.08.2025 00:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I knew I liked them! 🎃 ☕️
07.08.2025 01:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They finally make an orange iPhone and then Tim Cook bends the knee?! Damn it!!!
07.08.2025 01:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Pumpkin recipes have started showing up on my FYP! I’m so happy! 😭 🎃
07.08.2025 01:01 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0There should be no political appointments that last a life time. Term limits for them all!
30.07.2025 16:23 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Cherry is the mvp.
27.07.2025 21:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Took myself out to dinner. Baseball is on the screens. Bartender asks me “Do you like baseball?” I said “Couldn’t care less… butt men who play baseball… them I like!” 😂
26.07.2025 03:02 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I got this immediately after seeing this post and thinking “I haven’t done that in a couple days”
19.07.2025 22:35 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0One thing I love about the PNW:
When you see two couples hanging out together, it’s not always clear whether or not they are queer couples or straight couples.
How cute are you!!!
30.06.2025 22:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0FaceTime is the only thing keeping me from moving to Android.
10.06.2025 05:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0(Me watching the news)
“😂 … well who could have seen this coming?! 🍿 “
Let me know if you need translations ☠️
03.05.2025 04:29 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0If your baking site doesn’t have “Jump to Recipe”… I don’t want it
01.05.2025 16:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How I want to respond when someone asks me why I can’t find my glasses.
“That’s the crazy thing about glasses… THEY HELP ME FUCKING SEE!”
Remember when you’re wearing your green and drinking your beer that it’s a celebration brought to America by IMMIGRANTS! 🍀 🖕
18.03.2025 00:26 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Me! Me AF!
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP82M2rqk/
💯 and no regrets! He knew what he was signing up for!
02.03.2025 02:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Two instances of me being awkward in public within five minutes at a local brewery:
1) A dad was holding a baby and the baby kicked me in the butt so I turned around and said “sir, I’m married”
2) Our table marker for pizza was 47 and I said, out loud, “Ok, prime!”
Keep my husband in your thoughts.
I don’t think I’ve ever really been “Proud to be an American”. Today, though… I’m ashamed to be.
01.03.2025 03:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My empathy is nearly gone for those people that voted for this. “Oh, they are taking/you are losing your x,y,z?!” Good… GOOD! I’m sorry that you are going to suffer, I truly am. But if that is the only way you are going to learn… GOOD!
I’ll spend my empathy on those that couldn’t choose.
