Len Duran

You can’t change your password?

Something literally everyone has been able to do for a minimum 25 years.

Do you need me to tie your shoes and wipe your ass for you too, you little bitch?

15 minutes is not a break

How to tell your boss is a micromanager:
When you call them a micromanager to their face a they proceed to white knuckle clutch their pearls and immediately say "I hate micromanaging and wish I could just be a regular manager!"

Me with Hell Let Loose

When someone advertises as an instructor but they ignore your messages 👌🏽

My day job actually has me physically shaking from stress.

Can you imagine getting absolutely skull fucked and team wiped laughably easy and you decline the surrender? Can you imagine being that fucking stupid.

#marvelrivals

We were too busy with nerd stuff yesterday for me to post about it, but yesterday was my beautiful wife's birthday (my favorite day of the year)!
We spent most of the day at #PhoenixFanFusion where my wife Stephanie and some of our girl friends were dressed up as the #dcbombshells and slayed!

My bag of Sun Chips got stuck and are hanging on by smallest amount

Same Sun Chips. Same.

The thing I enjoy about working days now is that sleeping in still naturally wakes me up at 8am

That one asshole in the training class keeping everyone from going to break because he has to ask questions on shit we just covered.

My boss who got me hooked on #GhostEnergy informed me that Costco fucking finally has them in bulk. I don't believe in God, but if there is one, he wants me to be happy and sleepless.

Boasting about being difficult to hangup on is not the flex you think it is.

#Marvel 1602 is boring as shit and I couldn't finish it. There. I said it.

#marvelcomics

Hey hey hey!... That's true

Sounds like you eat corn on the cob the long way

Can you imagine being so fucking cringe you thought The Game was ever funny.

My company will let the abuse drag out for years before that happens.

Having frequent bad experiences with a company's customer service team?

It's probably because they keep notes on your record about how much you're an asshole.

Come correct or get corrected.

Can you imagine being such an entitled piece of shit you ask for a letter from the president of a company for something that can only be fixed by lowly customer service agent.

My day job out of context

Customer: "I'm stupid and angry. Explain how this thing works!"

Len: *explains how it works*

Customer: "That's not how it works!"

Have a good month!

Len: "Have a great day!"
Client: "Have a good weekend!"

Ok, go ahead and one up me like that, dick 😒

Can any of you whipper snappers explain to me why #Creed and #Stained are so popular along #genz? They're fine bands but just curious.

I take it things are still rough with John 😅

Same. Someone listening to my Spotify liked playlist could not tell you my music preference with a gun to their head.

"My taxes pay your salary" energy. Dude was almost bumper to bumper with the cop for like two miles and even tried to go around him a couple of times.

#Phoenix #ArizonaDrivers #entitled

Found a local small stakes poker game last night and apparently there was a big UFC fight going on as well.

You can argue with efficiency, even if it's sexy.