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Chef Wash is freelancing!

@washinthewind.bsky.social

Available for consulting, catering, and freelancing!! Message me. I stream video games, I cook, I write and make videos about food. I talk politics sometimes. I love pop/nerd/geek culture and podcasts. He/Him Opinions are my own, obviously. 🀷

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Join beavers braving the post-human wasteland in our official lore trailer 🎬... and find out when Timberborn 1.0 goes live! πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

Learn more and spread the word, because IT'S HAPPENING! ⬇️
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05.02.2026 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 136    πŸ” 49    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 11
A Bustletown Comic by Becky & Frank.
Geneva and Minty are sitting on the roof of their cottage looking at the stars.
Panel 1: Geneva Chipmunk asks Minty "Have you ever wondered about what it's like up there in the stars?"
Minty replies "I'm scared of stars."
Panel 2:
Minty says "You shouldn't be able to see stuff that far away."
Panel 3:
Geneva says "But they're so far away they can't hurt you.
Panel 4: 
Minty is stressed. "If I could see stuff that far away all the time it would give me infinite things to be afraid of."
Panel 5:
Geneva asks Minty "So why are you looking at them?"
Minty cheerfully replies "I'm not, I'm looking at the moon"
Panel 6:
The Moon waves at Minty "Hi Minty!"

A Bustletown Comic by Becky & Frank. Geneva and Minty are sitting on the roof of their cottage looking at the stars. Panel 1: Geneva Chipmunk asks Minty "Have you ever wondered about what it's like up there in the stars?" Minty replies "I'm scared of stars." Panel 2: Minty says "You shouldn't be able to see stuff that far away." Panel 3: Geneva says "But they're so far away they can't hurt you. Panel 4: Minty is stressed. "If I could see stuff that far away all the time it would give me infinite things to be afraid of." Panel 5: Geneva asks Minty "So why are you looking at them?" Minty cheerfully replies "I'm not, I'm looking at the moon" Panel 6: The Moon waves at Minty "Hi Minty!"

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14.07.2025 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 69    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Donny and Bibi are gonna get millions, if not billions, killed just because they’re too chickenshit to face the rap for their respective crimes.

Someone, please, remove these bigoted shitbags from power before they get us all killed!

17.06.2025 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, that’s just silly.

07.06.2025 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just always take it to mean that that’s who is joining these fascist organizations, not that they’re outsourcing their brownshirts.

06.06.2025 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Fuck you if you park like this

(I’m NOT posting the 45sec video where he tries to assault me for filming his illegal parking in a public place)

05.06.2025 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
That episode of Star Trek where Riker was on a sex planet and got addicted to a videogame that is explicitly said to be basically cocaine

That episode of Star Trek where Riker was on a sex planet and got addicted to a videogame that is explicitly said to be basically cocaine

Recommending Balatro to my friends

13.05.2025 04:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1412    πŸ” 196    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 16

The devil has enough advocates already.

12.05.2025 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I got 99 problems and eighty percent of them could be solved with universal basic income

11.05.2025 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 64    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
A big golden brown potato pancake topped with shiny carrots around the edge, and sloces of pork with honey mustard glaze on the center.  dollops of chive crema with curly scallions surround it on a round white plate with a low rim.

A big golden brown potato pancake topped with shiny carrots around the edge, and sloces of pork with honey mustard glaze on the center. dollops of chive crema with curly scallions surround it on a round white plate with a low rim.

Fancy plated meal for dinner tonight because sometimes I need to remember where I came from.

Pommes rosti (a big fancy potato pancake) with garlic and scallions, honey braised carrots, garlic honey sous vide pork loin, chive crema, sesame honey mustard.

11.05.2025 03:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s more on the translucent side, I’d say.

11.05.2025 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"Masked security forces captured an opposition leader in the coastal province of New Jersey as regime officials continue their months-long crack-down against pro-democracy elements in the embattled United States. The arrest comes as the regime issued calls for summary detentions without trial."

09.05.2025 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 19747    πŸ” 8980    πŸ’¬ 608    πŸ“Œ 476

I think @ridiculous.chat deserves a Togwaggle Rogue portrait for his birthday/Blizziversary.

08.05.2025 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I will gladly be called a coward rather than suffer Malort again.

08.05.2025 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Breaking news: all communion wine to be replaced with Malort

08.05.2025 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
WashInTheWind - Twitch Wholesome Cooking Game! !Cooking AMA !YT

Finally have an evening to game, so I’M LIVE and playing more Schedule 1 with my friend Kippy!

Come hang out at Twitch.tv/washinthewind !!

08.05.2025 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Rosemary mashed potatoes, butter poached peas and carrots, pan roasted pork loin, bourbon rosemary buerre blanc.

22.04.2025 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

For the record, this is a painting of

Matthew 21:12-13 New King James Version (NKJV)
β€œThen Jesus went into the temple of God and drove out all those who bought and sold in the temple, and overturned the tables of the money changers and the seats of those who sold doves.”

22.04.2025 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Were you looking in the mirror when you said that?

Matthew 21:12-13 New King James Version (NKJV)
β€œThen Jesus went into the temple of God and drove out all those who bought and sold in the temple, and overturned the tables of the money changers and the seats of those who sold doves.”

22.04.2025 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Twitch Twitch is the world

I’M LIVE and playing more Schedule 1 with my friend Kippy!

It’s a wholesome cooking game! I swear!

Come hang out at Twitch.tv/washinthewind !

22.04.2025 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Everyone love when the β€œsmart kid” knows the answer. Everyone hates when that same person asks why the answer is the answer…

16.04.2025 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
WashInTheWind - Twitch I'm long-time Culinarian who loves video games and nerd stuff! I also make cooking videos! I play mostly card and strategy games games. Use channel points to participate in my ongoing cooking AMA. I b...

It was only a matter of time before I played Schedule 1, so I'M LIVE and playing with my friend Kippy! Come hang out at twitch.tv/WashInTheWind !!

16.04.2025 03:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, apparently they’re based out of Orange County, so avoid them there too!

15.04.2025 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you live in San Diego, DO NOT under any circumstances rent from Fairgrove Property Management.

They’ve screwed up replacing my fridge THREE TIMES now and it’s been over three weeks since I reported the problem.

15.04.2025 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I need a tenant rights lawyer in San Diego. Anyone know one?

15.04.2025 00:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Its giving...

14.04.2025 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just walked out of a chain sandwich shop because they told me it was a 25 minute wait while they made an order of 22 subs.
Any cook worth their pay knows you do the quick one-top before you tackle the big party that came in a few minutes earlier. That big party won’t notice and the singleton will.

14.04.2025 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s just then admitting that they’re full of shit.

14.04.2025 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is how you know they’re full of shit.

14.04.2025 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

To be fair, this is more than I could have done…and I have my own long hair to practice on.

14.04.2025 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0