I was quitting my job of four years of managing a pet store and about to start what I thought was my dream job, working at a zoo. Realizing that it WAS NOT my dream job was a harsh reality but it opened up other opportunities for me.

Power goes out 5 minutes before I'm supposed to start work. So like...it's gon be that kinda day huh?

Contacted my representatives in regards to my concerns over the actions of the muskrat. Left messages for Fetterman and Reschenthaler. McCormick's VM box was full.....

The horrors persist but so do I....

Yes, I believe it's called impeachment

Unfortunately the dogs don't either

it’s so insane to me that people work for ICE like did you watch star wars and think man i want to be like the guys in the plastic white suits who can’t aim for shit

Thank goodness, a brand I actually like and can afford is apparently not revealing that they've been wearing a mask all along.

I guess I’m only shopping at Costco now, which is fine. I needed a 300-pack of Twizzlers anyway.

if they want to go back to the 1950s, we’re bringing the cuisine back to the 1950s too. you put me in the kitchen, I will spend 100% of my time in there finding how much horseradish and shrimp I can put in Jello before God personally comes down here to stop me.

Remember to log off sometimes. You can't rage post for four years straight without losing your mind

I would really like to read this but I'm blocked by a pay wallet. 😔

I know this sounds weak, I know it.

But kindness is one of the few things we carry that can make a difference for each other.

We can’t undo all this hate, but we can still make life a little easier for others.

I dedicated years of my life to reporting on January 6 and exposing what happened. I was there that day, co-wrote a book, and published a series of major stories on my own, for Rolling Stone, and for TPM.

I hope it mattered. I hope history will remember and understand what happened.

Oh I definitely need to put this on my must read list

Did your child lose their book collection in the Los Angeles fires? Are you a teacher at a school that lost its library or your classroom library? Whether you need one book or a whole library, we can replace your books. 📚

Everyone else, please boost this post so we can connect with those in need. 🙏

Hi friend!

Joel, it is CHRISTMAS. I don't need to be CRYING.

How dare you? I am delightful. 😆

I'm still gonna eat that bitch

Helpful hotlines today:

1-800-BUTTERBALL - for your Turkey

1-800-662-3263 (Ocean Spray hotline) - for your cranberry sauce

1-800-CALLFBI - for your annoying insurrectionist cousin

Happy Thanksgiving.

I need more information on this place....

Al Roker just said "we've got a camera in your living room, we're watching you" and as terrifying as that sounds, it actually kinda tracks....

After that finale it goddam well better be renewed...

I need to watch it for one of my podcasts

I'm planning a #Costco run myself after coming home from visiting you guys. 😊

Encourage your children to start a banned book club 📕 💙 ❤️