Wrennifer Coolfridge 🏳️‍⚧️🐀

Finally got the 100% <30 hours achievement. All that's left is the two steel soul achievements....one of which I don't think I'll ever get, but damn this game is incredible

They should rewrite the HRT side effect “loss of libido” as “more free time because I’m not cranking it all day”

🪨Marcus the Worm🪨

Silk song steel soul runs are slowly draining what little will I have left 😭😭

All these bitches pro immigration until the animal crossing villager doesn’t match the vibe of the island

*me trying to pull a pretty woman*: wait, you don’t work on commission? This place is really pricey, you should speak to your manager, that seems not great

I’m just going to leave this here now in case a year from now this becomes prophetic and I can claim I got that Nostradamussy

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"

BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"

1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."

2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."

3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

I remember seeing the cover for The Danish Girl on Netflix and my friend asking if I thought the girl on the left was hot, I said they’re both hot and when he revealed the other girl was Eddie Redmayne I think a collection of dominoes started falling very slowly 😅

Instead of a devil or an angel on my shoulder I am plagued by those two muppets from the opera box (Staedtler and Waldorf) and they don't give me moral advice, they just incessantly heckle me if I'm about to do something stupid

She must be stopped! But also please don't!

Second 4-0 in a row with Eldrazi Tron, one small change from last week but the deck remains ridiculously good!! Definitely feels like I've settled on a deck for Antwerp.

Mono White Ponza 🤖❌🤖
UR Affinity 🤖🤖
Titan 🤖🤖
Boros Energy 🤖❌🤖

It didn’t come up at FNM but my main thinking is it still lets you make extra mana through damping sphere and having one tron land destroyed, could definitely be cut 😅

Got the cleanest 4-0 (8-0) at FNM this week playing the only deck I've 4-0'ed with before: Tron!
Great result but it feels like the Green Goblin mask every time I sleeve up my Urza's Towers.

Burn 🤖🤖
Eldrazi Aggro 🤖🤖
Boros Energy 🤖🤖
Mono Green Aggro 🤖🤖

I still don’t get how me (a 28 year old woman) looking up pictures of dreamworks characters kissing through a VPN is making things more dangerous for a child?

I want to hit the deck to get a goldberry build…also for reasons

ibs stands for ‘i be shitting’

You bark at goth women because you are thirsty, I bark at goth women because I have contracted rabies. We are not the same, although I am also thirsty

God forbid a girl have hobbies 🙄🙄

Ultimate guard bad now, what deckboxes do people recommend to replace a whole suite of boulders?

Hate to be the one to say this but no amount of goldfishing will get the “lose to yourself” out of the way 😅

I still think the most cutting thing I’ve ever said to someone is “you probably lose while goldfishing” but the more combo decks you play the worse that win rate gets 😂😅

You play new cards in modern because you are trying to find the best way to build them in.
I play new cards in modern because I have already formed a concrete opinion and my 90% win rate while goldfishing has given me the strongest confirmation bias known to man.
We are not the same (I am worse)

Pee is stored in the walls

tf?! If you turn up to start work on time why do they care how long it takes you to get there? This is a really dumb thing for them to turn you down on?! I'm getting second hand whiplash reading this smh my head

Saw the new Fantastic 4 film, very good film, great experience to watch and the performances and CGI felt like a real return to form for Marvel. It felt a little rushed to build up a whole new universe, kind of felt like it would've been better to be a TV show so we get some more time in that world

Mid 20's Girl plays same Tony Hawk's Pro Skater Game she played as a young boy, don't want to say they're related but Ska Punk has to have some form of permanent mental effect...

Crossing my toes for you buddy, it’s painful to see you forced to play amulet every week 😜

“Surely not three times?” Says man about to run into his nemesis for the third time

Maybe should’ve waited until Sunday to drop the knowledge on him 😂😂

A feeling like no other, the guy has given me side boarding advice round 1 that came in clutch game 3 😅😅