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ride or die forever: canucks we're bonded through fate, destiny, and the 1970 nhl expansion curse: sabres we're friendly: sharks, jets, kraken compelled by the narrative and spiritual parallel with my F1 team: leafs acquaintance-adjacent. idrc but ur ok: wild, devils, penguins, canadiens, predators, avalanche i don't think about you at all: blue jackets, ducks, red wings, lightning, hockey club, islanders, blues, flames, stars, kings, flyers, capitals dont really care but on thin fucking ice: senators, hurricanes, rangers i hate u but im endeared by one or two specific players: oilers lovers to enemies for life arc completed: panthers go to hell: blackhawks, golden knights, bruins

new nhl season, new hyper-specific team tierlist.
100% subject to change

mclaren as a team needs to be studied because how do you have the fastest car, an insanely dominant season, and a WCC secured by singapore, yet still completely and utterly fumble the bag on managing your drivers and team politics. like you WON and everyone is still pissed off and miserable

real, like i’m treating the rest of the season as just like a testing ground bcus apart from an actual miracle we’re not winning anything.

the rest of this season doesnt have to be wasted per se but def eyes on 2026 atp

um why is the TL in shambles like. i’m too tired for ferrari discourse please let’s all just hug and hope for a better season next year

this race (and season) has been so interminable that i only just realized that mclaren officially won the WCC now. whatever man 🫠

painful. painful fucking race man

literally so depressed that ferrari has been stuck in the fucking midfield all season

maybe im stupid but why did they swap the cars there

me when charles is losing his mind on the radio but i cant understand shit: you're so valid king <3

ngl i fucking love it when max is pissed off on track it's fun as hell

oh? 👀

need something to happen it's been too quiet since lap 1

"we need lico again" back in hell

max: it's fUCKED this is FUCKED it's undriveable mate everything is FUCKED
GP: 👍

ok that red bull car is honestly looking pretty fucking terrible

everyone mad as hell i swear the heat is a huge contributor to that

"we can stop the lico" OMG WE'RE FREE (for now)

burh u know it's bad when max goes "please help"

both charles and max mad as hellllll

is it just me or is charles' radio even more muffled than usual

broadcast talking about carlos' gf..........i am very uncomfortable

WHERE did that mercedes get that pace from

impossible to understand anything when i have these two yappers' onboards on at once

remembering when kimi straight up sent charles to the shadow realm

charles a child behind u

"if you speak to me every lap ill disconnect the radio" LMFAO

..............i think mclaren should do a driver swap cus of that slow stop

NEVERMIND slow mclaren pitstops are back again

fuck, guess we broke the bad mclaren pit stop streak

ONE FUCKING DAY ill learn to not instinctively look at social media and spoil a race for myself (at least it wasn't the full results)