kyle

Richmond shoppers drug mart, earlier today

I'm sure whatever that metric is matters for the console nobody owns

the thing about Silicon Valley brain is the goal is to make $100 million. you can only try 2 or 3 times before you hit 32 and burn out. Bluesky is a popular website for posting but it's not making anyone $100 million. every moment the staff works on it they are not getting rich. they hate it.

I will say there is a definite element of like, cultural contempt/animus to the way bluesky's chud staff talk about their users. They wanna say slurs SOOOOOOOoooo bad

The one that has, by your figures, a much smaller install base

a collage of these three tweets https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzrkcsk3xc24 https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzsgnvof4c2n https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzubxv6q722o

i for one am shocked that the "i go in the pool to cool down, why can't my phone?" guy is bad at programming and offloading his job to the anthropic api

Cook it first duh

A photograph of cartoon drawing of a dog holding a leash in their mouth, pinned to a bulletin board. Text above and below them reads “DIY Dog Walking- Exactly What You’d Expect.”

You're Forty wolves? That's so many

the chase (itv) is a long term project to normalise a radical political position in the uk that is neither left nor right but known as “total retiree genocide”

BRADLEY WALSH: what will you do with the money if you win today?

EVERY CONTESTANT UNDER 40: pay off my student loans. maybe we can stop renting before we have kids

EVERY CONTESTANT OVER 55: probably put it towards another of my regular luxury cruise trips

Yesterday, Yuvi preserved a Klonoa chara-den! This is an avatar you could use for videophone calls on i-mode keitai. Each number on the keypad corresponds to a different emotion!

hey was anyone else unable to log in for hours on end yesterday for no discernible reason? wonder why

Liz Truss waiting patiently by her phone for Reform to ring, not realising it's actually a penguin biscuit

A tank crew with the unit’s favorite — a little fox named Trofeyka. Leningrad Front, 1944. Photo by Vsevolod Tarasevich. (colorized)

we appear to have four competing fascist movements jockeying for control: blood & soil nazism under miller and hegseth, darwinian ecofascism from rfk, technofascism under vance and musk, and one Big Wet Hitler who understands the true animating core of the american volk is a deep love for shopping

YOUR JOB IS TO PICK THE MOST AWFUL ACTOR POSSIBLE TO PLAY JAMES BOND. GO! Ricky Gervais.

Man you want to participate in something and then someone gives an answer so objectively correct that there’s no point adding onto it

it’s official!🔥Denshattack! launches June 17th on PC, PlayStation, Xbox AND Nintendo Switch 2!

#NintendoSwitch #IndieWorldShowcase #Nintendo #PC #PlayStation #Xbox #Denshattack

these Clydesdales have the right idea

Webster's Yorkshire Bitters (1990c, UK)

Aurelina figurine and pink castle playset?

Raytheon Executive: I know you’re skeptical about buying American again. But hear me out. The MIM-104 Patriot is the only surface to air missile system with a proven track record of success against the US Air Force.

Danish Defense Minister: Continue.

i'm basically just using photopea at this point. i know there's going to be a time when i need more than that and i fear it

Farbtoner

found out that this is a legitimate company and I'm losing my goddamn mind

photoshop is the final boss of wine

good luck!

This bit in the From Russia With Love game made me laugh out loud. You've got a fairly grounded, low key fight based on the one in the movie, then the most video game looking fucker of all time slides into frame.

Internal monologue after getting a tect

doormat with Shadow the Hedgehog that says “CONTROL THE CHAOS SHOES OFF”

doormats that go hard

Im watching through that again with a group. All timer show. justice for kuze

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to bomb this elementary school full of kids because he thinks it makes him look cool. also his scheming viziers will be betting money on it for fun. good luck soldier