Sean Dyche

The RADICAL LEFT are causing an uprising in Nottingham against YOUR MANAGER, Sean M Dyche!

The Football we play is the best ever seen in the HISTORY OF THE GAME.

The DEMONIC Left are a danger to #NFFC security and our DEMOCRACY.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Sean M Dyche

Courtesy of @coldwarsteve.bsky.social

Before the FT presser, I want to get this in.

You first, you woke gang of thieves.

I’m still processing the Villa game, no way we should have lost that.

Tactically we were great, the coaching staff and I proved that by making hand gestures.

Big JV has the full support of myself and the club as we arrange his deportation back to Brazil via Venezuela, to defend against Trump.

From total domination to 0 points is extremely frustrating.

I like that O’Brien kid, he was there in my time… must have been in the reserves though, I don’t remember him. If he was available I may still be there…

Referee was terrible again, so I’ve posted shit through his letter box

Big game tonight against struggling Everton.

We welcome them to the City ground by turning off the heating and hot water in their changing room. Bastards.

Happy Christmas fellow Notts.

No festivities for the lads though, big game on Friday to silence those bankrolled Mancunians.

Southern bastard fairies. Gutless Cockneys are no match for the Nottinghamshire Regiment.

#NFFC

I knew I taught Tarky too well.

Woany sent me this LOL

patrick star from spongebob squarepants is pointing at someone with a long nose . ALT: patrick star from spongebob squarepants is pointing at someone with a long nose .

Terrible performance by the lads.

Hang it in the bastard Louvre. Because it’s happening.

The kings of Europe are back. Non of this Galactico nonsense in Madrid. Bankrolled arseholes. You can take that redshite and stick them in the bin too, the massive bottle job BASTARDS.

Dyche ball ? More like Dutch ball.

#NFFC

They’ve been warned.

I’m not saying Everton can thank me for that defensive display… But…

You’re welcome.

Young Eze looks like he’s played for the Arsenal for years.

Lovely Goal, young man.

There’s only one bald ‘Master Tactician’ in the Premier League, and he didn’t spend £500m on a bunch woke pussies.

“Ooooo but the low block!!!!”

Man up, musk up, and piss off. #NFFC

Just checking my staff list, bear with me.

14 Shots

6 On target

3 Goals

3 Points

Masterclass.

Is right Legend.

Before we smash Leeds tomorrow I’ve taken the lads to Bestwood Winding Engine House for the day.

Some of the foreign lads are a bit confused but they’ll be shitting smiles when they see the pack lunches we’ve prepared.

Bestwood Colliery, no great achievement is made without sacrifice.

#NFFC

It’s an ok result but we dominated overall. We need to start capitalising on chances, MGE in particular had a golden opportunity.

Because he shit it completely he’s got to clean the bog. This was new last week but the Owner has absolutely battered it.

#NFFC

I don’t want to say anything that may land me in hot water with the FA, or PGMOL…

However, how that opening goal by Casemiro was allowed to stand is a bastard cheating BIG 6 bias piece of shit blatant disgrace.

Tough one to accept today, anyone who has eyes can tell you the first goal shouldn’t have even happened, and yet I’m booked? It’s absolutely crazy.

Anyway, I’m heading back to Nottingham in me Escort Cozzie, on me own, Woanie laughed at me Yellow card so he can piss off.

#NFFC

Just taken MGW for a pre match pep talk, a Canadian themed McDonalds is what he wanted along with 24 chicken nuggets and a selection of Sauces.

Big boss Marinakis ordered the entire menu.

#NFFC

Just pulled up to Bournemouth, unfortunately I let Stoney drive the bus and now the goofball has taken us down a one way street.

Thankfully I was following with Woany in me Escort Cozzie, painted in moonlight blue, Marinakis has a curry last night so fook travelling in the bus with him.

#NFFC

I’ve managed a team against Bournemouth 16 times.

I’ve won’t more than I lost with an average of 1.68 points per game.

#NFFC #Nottinghamforest

After last nights humbling of Portuguese giants, FC Porto. I treated Woany to a mix grill in the Boozer…He’s got an hour to finish it apparently.

Stoney decided he wanted to go home and goose his Mrs, top lad.

#NFFC #NOTTINGHAMFORESTFC #BASTARDS

Last win Europe for Everton: 2017

Last win in Europe for #NFFC : Last bastard night.

Put some respect on my name (&woany & Stoney)

#NottnghamforestFC #NottsForest

Fancy a job in our Sports science department?

Only kidding, that got binned yesterday.