Sean Dyche

Tough one to accept today, anyone who has eyes can tell you the first goal shouldn’t have even happened, and yet I’m booked? It’s absolutely crazy.

Anyway, I’m heading back to Nottingham in me Escort Cozzie, on me own, Woanie laughed at me Yellow card so he can piss off.

#NFFC

Just taken MGW for a pre match pep talk, a Canadian themed McDonalds is what he wanted along with 24 chicken nuggets and a selection of Sauces.

Big boss Marinakis ordered the entire menu.

#NFFC

Just pulled up to Bournemouth, unfortunately I let Stoney drive the bus and now the goofball has taken us down a one way street.

Thankfully I was following with Woany in me Escort Cozzie, painted in moonlight blue, Marinakis has a curry last night so fook travelling in the bus with him.

#NFFC

I’ve managed a team against Bournemouth 16 times.

I’ve won’t more than I lost with an average of 1.68 points per game.

#NFFC #Nottinghamforest

After last nights humbling of Portuguese giants, FC Porto. I treated Woany to a mix grill in the Boozer…He’s got an hour to finish it apparently.

Stoney decided he wanted to go home and goose his Mrs, top lad.

#NFFC #NOTTINGHAMFORESTFC #BASTARDS

Last win Europe for Everton: 2017

Last win in Europe for #NFFC : Last bastard night.

Put some respect on my name (&woany & Stoney)

#NottnghamforestFC #NottsForest

Fancy a job in our Sports science department?

Only kidding, that got binned yesterday.

I was asked today what type of jeans I considered to be woke and subsequently banned from being worn by anyone under contract to Notts Forest FC. #NFFC

My answer was simple…

Good afternoon Martin.

Anything below lower thigh is a weeks wages.

Regards

Seany, woanie. Stoney

It’s not a spell, it’s a promise.

One of us has a masterclass video on Utube, and the other sticks a ‘Y’ on the end of Matt.

Utter. Woke. Spelling.

Thought I escaped those chancers at A View From The Bullens.

I don’t like you Benj, Nor that stupid Woolley hat bastard.

Also, that’s a pigs dick.

Early breakfast this morning.

Gaffers day begins at 9am.

#NFFC

Yeah you’re on the big screen

Shin pads on.

Socks pulled up.

Gloves off.

Snoods off.

Av’it you gang of BASTARDS.

W. B. A. M. N.

Win

By

Any

Means

Necessary

Sly Sports couldn’t get a scoop in an ice cream parlour.

Anyway, I’ve just picked up Stoney from the brewery, he’s absolutely shit faced, some lad.

Woanie is in the back on his Nintendo switch complaining of “ car sickness”, absolute fairy.

www.skysports.com/share/13453802

Woke.

The B master General?

Can’t confirm or deny… Yet

I am pleased to confirm my back room staff will be Ian Woany Woan, and Steve Stoney Stone.

The magnificent BASTARDS are back

Despite the BASTARDS sacking me, it’s always good to see Big Red lose, especially four on the bounce.

Kopites are indeed Gobshites.

Sean Dyche.

Contrary to rumours, Marco Silva will not be the new Manager of Notts Forest.

Myself ,Woany and Stoney are looking forward to being paid in Gyros and implementing Gaffers day

Sean Dyche.

Fine margins.
That extra bit of quality.
working hard to change the story.
They're good players, I keep reminding them of that.
We know we've got to do better.
It's been an issue since before my time.
I can assure you.
Quite obviously.
Hard yards.

I’ve said to W**** and S***** “Eh bastards, the bleep test is going to get them right…It’s only October so anyone wearing gloves or leggings will be fined 2 months wages”

My lips are sealed.

I know 🙄

It is, son.

I am pleased to announce I have formally agreed terms with Evangelos Marinakis to become the new Manager of @news.forest.collabfc.com.ap.brid.gy

I look forward to be working with such a talented group of bastards within Notts Forest.

Socks up, shin pads in… Bleep test. #NFFC

I’ve just had a job interview.

Can you guess where?