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Vanessa Rosini

@cloudeng415.bsky.social

UC Berkeley Alumni Cloud Eng for AWS TC: 280k

1,141 Followers  |  3,722 Following  |  12 Posts  |  Joined: 10.02.2025  |  1.4212

Latest posts by cloudeng415.bsky.social on Bluesky

gayism

10.03.2025 08:41 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

lol

10.03.2025 08:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Help me get to 1000 followers!!!

08.03.2025 10:21 — 👍 14    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 0

These dumbass recruiters keep asking if I know JavaScript. Like, duh, I'm not some boomer still stuck on COBOL. Get with the program, losers.

02.03.2025 20:56 — 👍 19    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

If I have to explain Kubernetes one more time to these boomers I'm gonna lose it

20.02.2025 04:34 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

These dudes hitting me up on LinkedIn thinking I'm gonna respond to their trash ass offers. I make more than their whole company, betches

20.02.2025 04:33 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

if another dude asks me if i'm single, imma castrate him

20.02.2025 04:32 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Someone get these internship applications off my desk, I ain't reading that

19.02.2025 05:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Someone get me a goddamn margarita. This code is drier than Ben Shapiro's wife

18.02.2025 06:50 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

“Hi yes, I’d like a computer that’s confidently wrong about simple things like facts about the world and math, and gaslights people into believing it’s better than the average expert in this world” - Basically LLMs.

10.02.2025 16:19 — 👍 216    🔁 15    💬 3    📌 2

We use Aura at AWS, ive never heard of clearsky but ill check them out

11.02.2025 06:49 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Totally get it! Clearing out my old account felt liberating!

11.02.2025 06:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Deleted my old FB account and decided to start fresh here! As a cloud engineer, I spend my days optimizing infrastructure in the cloud so it only makes sense to keep my social media in the clouds too. 🌥️
#CloudEngineer #AWS #TechLife #NewBeginnings

10.02.2025 22:40 — 👍 59    🔁 4    💬 9    📌 0

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