BPD Millennial Aquarius Witch

Tried drinking 2% milk after months of drinking oat milk before bed, with Milka chocolate

Had some pretty severe heartburn the next morning

Apparently I’ve outgrown straight cow’s milk and can only have it in like coffee and chocolate and stuff

Not me realizing over a decade later that the guy friend I had talking about how his dick size could scare virgins was hitting on me

The irony being I was a virgin and didn’t pick up on him being REALLY into me, even when another friend told me he was attracted to me ☠️

So basically I need a “daddy” that doesn’t fucking refer to himself as such, actually wants to take care of me but without making me lesser or childlike

And he’s gotta be goth or punk

My black stallion unicorn with an impressive horn is out there somewhere I’m sure 😭

#BPDAquariusMusings
#RelationshipCompatibility
#lifeisajokeandIamthepunchline

The cruel irony that is my life-
I probably need a “daddy dom”

But the term makes me queasy since I dislike the incestuous connotation, yet I keep chasing emotionally unavailable absent men

JUST LIKE MY ACTUAL FATHER

Me in my work costume, bloody hospital gown and bloody bandage tied around my head. The two sides of my face are painted; half of my face is white with a spiderweb, the other half is a bloody mess with fake blood, and I’m wearing contact lenses that make my eyes black spiders with blood drops. Some fake blood on my neck too

Last night our haunted house had 3 out of state groups come through.
I’m in South Carolina, and we had groups from Pennsylvania, Ohio and New Mexico.

They. LOVED. Us.

Combining my career aspirations with my holiday.

I feel so blessed 🥰

I’m literally being paid to put on a costume every night and try to scare people so bad that the ones who paid extra for the “touch” experience throw down their glow necklaces in surrender.

And I’m so fucking happy that I’m tearing up in joy typing this out.

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This year I accidentally found a way to break that cycle-

Get a job where you’re part of the Halloween entertainment 🤩

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Doesn’t help that I’m in the Bible Belt, meaning that many people opt for their kids to go “Trunk or Treating” in their church parking lots instead of traditional Trick or Treating.
Plus that isn’t really something you do with apartments anyway.

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Sad portrait of a witch not having the spoons to properly observe her New Years.

It’s like the holiday always snuck up on me somehow and then I’d just be sad not really doing anything to mark the occasion.

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#BPDAquariusMusings
#Halloween
#Samhain
#WitchesNewYear
#HarvestMoon2025
#SpookySeason
#HauntActor

For years I was sad I couldn’t ever get myself to do anything big or special on my favorite holiday.

Depression, lack of energy, working, whatever.

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panel 1: one person is pulling on a rope. panel 2: this person looks at the one next to them also pulling on the rope panel 3: on the opposite end of the rope there are two people pulling the other way, one of them with a top hat and a monocle. panel 4: the original person from panel one says "huh?"

I got sick and tired of that one meme based on stonetoss art so I commissioned a replacement image from @piperstrangeart.bsky.social

feel free to use it for any antifascist memes

Grrrrreeeeaaaaaat

Now my car is lurching forward while driving 🙃 like in spurts

God I hope this is an easy fix because I need my car for work

#BPDAquariusMusings
#modernwitch things

Just gave my manager an Oracle deck reading 😆

#winning

lol I sobered up (from THC) for this job b/c I’m abstaining from smoking since my act is a lot of crying and wailing, + gummies don’t hit b4 I sleep

I’m having VIVID dreams again like I did before I picked up the habit

Had a fucking nightmare that I overslept + was an hour late to the performance

My cauldron filled with a spell and a strong flame burning

New video soon

ATTENTION!

Today I hand-fed a juicy gummy to the coworker I have a crush on >////<

Today’s a good day 🥰

Carry on~

Just had my first solid meal in like two days

Wish me luck that the antibiotic doesn’t make me fucking nauseous again

I guess Dramamine still technically works if the taste makes me throw up immediately

Now I’m not nauseous, my stomach is empty of acid and my mouth is numb! :D

ID: two selfies showcasing my haunt acting makeup, one half of my face is a spiderweb around the eye with both a spider drawn on my cheek and spider contact lenses

ID: two selfies showcasing my haunt acting makeup, the other side a fake bloody and bruised mess with a sinister predator smiling open jawline with pointed teeth

Someone responding to my comment on a post talking about how current politics are affecting medical care- “do you know Jesus? He d13d for your sins! I’m sure you’d love to get to know Him”

How I’m tempted to respond: “I don’t come into your church and preach the gospel of Spiders” with these pics 😂

#BPDAquariusMusings

There’s only so many times you can lead the horse to water before you have to just let it d!e of thirst

Stop beating the dead horse and let it experience the consequences of its actions

#BPDAquariusMusings
#AIisTechHomunculi

Petition to refer to the AI actress as an “it” because fuck personifying the digital homunculus

There are prebiotics and probiotics

Why hasn’t anyone given any thought to the postbiotics??

#BPDAquariusMusings

Was looking at my windowsill plants when I heard a hawk trilling and looked up to see it gliding by my building, even saw it open its beak to sound off again 😍

Good omen day

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how they can just sprinkle catnip on the box to get their cats to chase away whatever’s there + to be mindful if they use cinnamon or peppers around the cats

#JustWitchy things 🥰

#PersephoneGoth
#BPDAquariusMusings

#kitchenwitchery
#herbmagick

Seeing a friend’s post about a haunted box + IMMEDIATELY launching into alternatives to white sage in the comments +

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I think it’s time we acknowledge the elephant in the room finally -

Why is no one talking about the secret but obvious war between Cats and Beavers on whether or not water should flow?

The urge to boop the berries

ID: a pair of white mid calf socks with a behind view of an orange cat looking back, black socks the same way but with a grey cat, and the testicles are raised to add humorous texture

I do not need the cat testicle socks. I do not need the cat testicle socks.
I. DO. NOT. NEED. THE. CAT. TESTICLE. SOCKS 😭

#PersephoneGoth
#BPDAquariusMusings

#Eclipse2025
#NewMooninVirgo
#FallEquinox2025
#LibraRising

Me unironically to my mother on the phone just now-

“Well I need to go color my hair and burn some shit now, love you”