Nik ⚡️

Please ignore the abhorrent grammar in this post, I’m working on apx 6 hours of sleep and 48oz of coors light

Feeling beefy with in elevator lighting 💪🏻

Awrooooo! Love the purple muzzle with the blue ears 😍

I find it incredibly homophobic that I’m in SF on Pride weekend and I have a 4:20am ride to the airport tomorrow 🤨

Celebrating the death of my 20s today (or as @puptahoe.bsky.social has reminded me DAILY for the past month, Gay Death™) 🎂🎈

Hot take: the human sized dog bed was comfy as hell

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a brown dog is laying on a bed with its eyes closed . ALT: a brown dog is laying on a bed with its eyes closed .

Awroooooo

A very happy #jockstrapfriday from Germany 🇩🇪 finally starting to see those lunges and squats pay off 🍑

Wash on cold and hang to dry. A bitch to do but any heat will set the stain. Speaking from experience 😖

I present to you: the current contents of my Heavy Rotation mix at the moment

I have been absolutely FERAL lately and need nothing more than to have my back blown out by a sexy dom top puppy who will make me forget my name and walk funny afterwards 😵‍💫😮‍💨🙂‍↕️

Awruuuuf, lemme sniff

My “rose and thorn” of the day, flight attendant edition:

Thorn: my alarm went off at 3:15am this morning.

Rose: I had an Irish rugby team on my flight 🥵

Awruuuuf, lemme nibble on that foreskin puppy 😍🤤🥵

I am NOTHING if not a lifelong, card-carrying faggot (and Celine Dion stan)

Two of my favorite f-slurs 😘🥰

Awrrruuf 🐶

Puppy got a cute lil work bonus and treated himself to a new Apple Watch ⌚️ (also a celebration for finally paying my fucking income tax from 2023)

Disappointed but not surprised

My pink hair phase is forever remembered for the next 8 years until my passport expires ☺️

As a pup who works in aviation, this week has not been kind to me. Having a much, much needed self-care night with cup of tea in bed and trying to dissociate as much as possible from an administration who is actively destroying my livelihood 🥴😌

No snow here in MBJ ☺️

Some days you’re the bug on the windshield, other days you’re the windshield. Embracing my windshield day after I was sent to Jamaica for the night 😌

Which one of you f-slurs was driving on 275 this morning with the license plate FEMTOP?? 😭

I am not exaggerating when I say that this puppy had an incredibly traumatizing day at work. Please send belly rubs, head pats, and good vibes 😖🥺

Obligatory first post/tweet/whatever we’re calling these. Bark!