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Foundational Texts: Goonies Never Say Die | dansinker.com

I wrote about The Goonies, the underground, and about waking up today to more bombs in the Middle East. dansinker.com/posts/2026-0...

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An empty bottle of Torani vanilla syrup on a sidewalk in DTLA

Sippin' on some sizzurp

I mean, I'm against him

I want to go on Traitors for the breakfast

why are they called the US Olympic Men's Ice Hockey Team and not the Mighty Milkshake Ducks

Hello handsome!

Stains the dog (from It's Me or the Dog) stares in an agony of desire at a plate of cupcakes

The inaugural Pulitzer Prize for Achievement in Slang has been awarded to whomever first called U-turns "whippin' shitties," retroactive to whatever year that was

Care instructions affixed to the underside of a vintage Formica table offer IMPORTANT INFORMATION ABOUT YOUR KOROK TOP, including: Don't use KOROK As A Cutting Board, Don't Let Sharp-Edged Objects Strike KOROK, and Don't Clamp A Meat Grinder On KOROK

KOROK only pawn in game of life

Excuse me: those are fascinators

Teeny red knit antifascist hat

Another idea, passed to me by a friend: make tiny ones as decorations or purse charms, as a quick make or for places where it isn't cold enough for hats. This one is based on the pattern I bought from the creator, but in sock yarn on size 0 dpns.

What an absolute treat that was.

May I recommend snowboard cross? I think it's over but if you can catch replays, it is a gas

That's just more room for the wutherin'

AKC names must be unique and the breeders generally require you to keep their brand name in there. The rest tends to be the owner trying unsuccessfully to be clever or cute (see above)

Currently making bean soup and answering all your unanswered dog show questions from the Distraction, when what I'm supposed to be doing is washing the drool stains off Southern Giants Hoist The Cup (Stanley) for his show this week

This is a screenshot of a "related stories" link from I think it was the Olympics website. It says YOU MAY LIKE and there's a pic of Carl Lewis with text reading (a presumably documentary title) I'M CARL LEWIS! Under that it says CARL LEWIS I'm Carl Lewis! I'M CARL LEWIS! I regret not just linking to the first time I posted this, where I'd previously written alt text, but it felt awkward and self-promotional.

Just medaled in Short Form Kitchen Dance to the William Shatner cover of "Common People"

Every dog professional I've ever worked with says the same

Crop of the third photo, highlighting the cat looking up wide-eyed at the duck. A round mirror behind the duck provides a serendipitous halo

Adoration of the Duck (with nimbus)

Two red knit Melt the ICE hats, one normal size and one mini

Hat big, hat small.

Fucken sweet, fruit is the best

Family trying to stop me from saying "what a snatch" during women's hockey IN VAIN

Dieter Ruhle is undefeated

Toot Supply was my favorite band in the '80s

Bad Bunny holds a football to camera at the end of his Super Bowl halftime show. The football bears the words TOGETHER WE ARE AMERICA. The football is positioned perfectly to replace Bad Bunny's head on his shoulders and there's a flag or something behind him that looks like a party hat

Football Head-Man Party Hat is already a better idea than anything in any AI ad to date

Get this: it turns out Mike Tyson is ill informed about public health

Still: loved seeing the guy

Juice though? Head is looking thick