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I'm late on this, but if it ever happens again, call the provider and bitch. We got upgraded to ungodly fast internet when ours went out in the last minutes of the Rams in the Super Bowl, and we've been living the high life since. I didn't even care about the Rams.

Indiana Jones on the bridge (?) at the end of Temple of Doom (?). Some idiot added a caption so it looks like he's saying "WOOOOO!"

This is beneath me

If I only had cameras in my eyes, I could share a photo of the 8- or 9-year old girl who just rocked up to my door dressed as Sabrina Carpenter

And if she only had cameras in hers, she could share the look on my face when she told me

A yellow T-shirt laid on a wooden table. There is an iron in the foreground. On the face of the iron, the part you iron with, there is the image of a waving, grinning Minion.

When someone didn't read the directions

Ninth floor of the American Cement Building overlooking MacArthur Park. Newly vacant! Get in while you can!

MacArthur Park and the Los Angeles skyline as seen from the former office of Maximum Fun

Sure going to miss this view.

A grizzled terrier mix boops my hand, demanding Lexapro

No, I will not share my pills

Good morning to every poster in this thread; I hope you have a magnificent day

Labubu protect the three key chakras: heart chakra, root chakra, shoe chakra

You're welcome for the ASMR

I went to bed; you're welcome

Stanley is chilling

The most relaxed man in Los Angeles right now

Joe Davis: I love pineapple
John Smoltz: it’s a great, great fruit

An actual exchange between them just now

Watershed moment

Y'all thought I was kidding? I was not kidding

Watermelon plate on the TV as a dog and a daughter cope in the foreground

The announcers have ascended. They are on another plane.

"Watermelon: If it's good, it's good. That doesn't look like the finest watermelon. Maybe it was at the start."

Man, I wish but I forgot to check

14th inning stretch song was I Will Follow You Into the Dark

Dieter Ruhle is out of songs

Please reload Dieter Ruhle

“Baseball!” the children shout, and there was baseball. “More baseball,” they say, and more baseball follows. “Baseball forever!” they cry, and from a gnarled tree, somewhere in the urban wilderness of Elysian Park, the witch cackles, “Oh! Now we’re talking.”

They keep showing him, too. Chekov's Koufax

Incredibly crisp audio on the baserunner un-Velcroing his pads

St. Bernard resting his chin on my knee

In fact, I'm looking at him right now

Norwich terrier puppy licking its chops

Absolute cartoon of a baby brindle boxer

Grey and white speckled Great Dane puppy

Stanley. He's a St. Bernard and a good good boy

I always see that last one but he's still good

Corgi

Papillon puppy

Heterochromatic merle Australian shepherd

St Bernard puppy with a stuck in its mouth

Saw some good dogs this weekend

But--and hear me out here--

Real men don't see forks

Robot sock party when

Saw XI (2025)

This is just to say

i have taken back
everything
i ever sent you
in the chat

and which
you were likely
quoting
in a story

Forgive me
you're not a journalist
so it's weird
just letting you know.