I have an authentic voice

For some odd reason, I have to buy wind shield wipers individually

Can the origins of fake news be traced back to that rumor that Mew is totally under that truck in Pokemon Red and Blue?

I don't have a favorite one of those.

What will happen when Joe Rogan dies?

When your favorite podcaster dies ask for bereavement time. Matt Shaw of the Chicago Cubs can do it for Charlie Kirk so you can, too.

One of my biggest accomplishments as an adult is when my floss dispenser runs out. It means I have kept up with flossing.

GIVEAWAY ALERT 🪐

REPOST, LIKE, AND FOLLOW PNP GAMES for your chance to WIN a copy of Super Mario Galaxy 1+2 for Nintendo Switch upon release!

WAHOO! YIPPEE!

Sharing @heystu818.bsky.social's great joke here. It's too damn funny.

MSNBC fires analyst Matthew Dowd over Charlie Kirk shooting remarks Dowd said the slain activist’s words may have fueled the violence that claimed his life, sparking backlash

They don't let you say anything these days... www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

I was able to buy and download Silksong on GOG for those interested.

#hollowknight #silksong #gaming

Collectivism is underrated

Anyone remember Socrates engaging in debates with Sophists? The Sophists charged a lot of money to teach people to argue any point. Socrates charged no money to argue truth exists and some arguments hold no weight.

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He only eats steaks with ketchup.

Trump merchandise is subject to tariffs.

I'm "these clearly children, but possibly 22 year olds are clearly too young to be at this bar" years old.

Is homeownership a pyramid scheme?

If Elon Musk needed a kidney and you were a match, would you give him it for a billion dollars?

Enjoy your experiences

Dragon Quest 11, Undertale, Tunic, Inscryption, Stardew Valley, Astral Chain, Final Fantasy 1-12, Super Mario 3D World plus Bowser's Fury, Celeste

While driving through Colorado with my wife, we stumbled upon a giant pink building with a lot of people taking photos outside of it.

Me: "must be Casa Bonita"
Wife: "why is that popular"
Me: "South Park"

#lifewithadouthernbaptistraisedwife

My old improv duo did a virtual comedy show over quarantine and has a claim over the least viewed clip of a person currently in the rotation for Daily Show host. It has 7 views and I intend to keep it that way.

Vic is the best Dropout cast member

Home in Highland Park · ★New · 7 bedrooms · 7 beds · 17.5 baths Champions Point Legendary Living

Michael Jordan's former mansion is on Airbnb. It can be yours for 21 nights for the very reasonable 300K.

www.airbnb.com/rooms/143486...

Windows 11 blows and I'll probably switch all my devices to Linux

I bought some weed popcorn that claims to have 10 mgs per scoop. I know how 10 mgs affects me. This is not making me high. I'm concerned the weed sank to the bottom and I will get progressively more high with each scoop.

I'm a creature of habit, but my habits morph over time.

It's fun for me to see a record breaking 8 home runs. Not so much for my inlaws next to me 😬

I'm a Cubs fan who married into a Cardinals family. I have to temper my excitement. The Cubs are up by 7.