This could be us but you look at me and see red flags.
15.12.2024 02:05 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
This could be us but you look at me and see red flags.
15.12.2024 02:05 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
This could be us but our pieces don’t fit into each other
12.12.2024 23:05 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This could be us but I’m not calling you “Great,” Dane
08.12.2024 16:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This could be us but you never shower
08.12.2024 08:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This could be us but none of us are insufferable douchebags.
30.11.2024 22:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This could be us but….. but, I’m sorry. This is terrifying me!
30.11.2024 07:07 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
This could be us but I don’t get it🤷♂️
30.11.2024 05:12 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Privacy hedge
27.11.2024 05:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This could be us but you never bathe
27.11.2024 00:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This could be us but you’re a bootlicker.
26.11.2024 17:09 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This could be us but we’re still recognizable.
25.11.2024 05:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This could be us but we’re not political has-beens desperate for continued attention.
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This could be us but I don’t have that much wood.
23.11.2024 22:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This could be us but you’re not GRRRRRRRREEEAT!
19.11.2024 23:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0BOOOOO
19.11.2024 16:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This could be us but you don’t want anyone who’s hung like a mouse.
19.11.2024 16:18 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
This could be us but apparently you’re a size queen, @peachiikimaf.bsky.social , and so my cock will surely disappoint
18.11.2024 00:29 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
This could be us but lopping my head off is not the way to win my affection.
17.11.2024 14:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This could be us but I’m not one of the greatest hockey players the world has ever seen.
17.11.2024 12:44 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0This could be us but, ew either way
16.11.2024 15:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This could be us but maybe not publicly, like I’m a tourist attraction.
16.11.2024 15:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This could be us but you seem to be confused about what I meant when I suggested you take up pole dancing.
16.11.2024 15:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This could be us but you’re only allowed 10 whacks, Lizzy
24.10.2024 22:57 — 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1This could be us but I TOLD YOU, THIS IS NOT THE WAY TO LEARN HOW TO SKATE!!!
16.11.2024 15:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Ok. Nobody’s picking up the slack. Back to my old ways. I’ll do ALL the work.
Man, you guys are lazy
This could be us but you’re not into exhibitionism in the park.
This could be us but _____?
16.11.2024 14:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
This could be us but _______?
16.11.2024 14:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
This could be us but _____?
16.11.2024 10:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1This could be us but my pole isn’t nearly so long and shiny
15.11.2024 22:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
“This could be us but the logical conclusion to sticking one's tongue on a frozen flagpole? So to speak? As it were? Prithee?”
Hmmm.
Sorry. That’s awful