Clark Matthews

Any hopper that can't outrun these guys wasn't going to be in the business long.

If only there were a recent example of people destroying a famous piece of Washington DC, out of which we might make an example

About four years, seven months, and five days late.

This is what the Trump administration expected. Now, they will pretend the judge blocked them from releasing the files they promised, knowing the MAGA horde will accept that these were the same thing promised during the campaign.

Paramount is really good at acquiring things I have zero interest in watching.

KD is going to pick up a boo-boo in the preseason finale.

Superintendent Ryan Walters announces end of some end-of-year testing Superintendent Ryan Walters announced on Friday the end of some government mandated end-of-year testing for certain students beginning in the 2025-2026 school year.

Can't rank us last if we don't give them any data to rank us.

These people care deeply about saving women's sports.

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From this month's edition of The Onion.

Liberace thinks this is too ornate.

I think he may have been exposed to some red kryptonite.

How novel.

I see Ryan Walters sent a survey hoping parents will show distrust in standardized testing.

Yeah. Open that door. I bet it goes great for you.

I hope she doesn't have to shake any hands as a candidate. The prisons will be overrun with assailants.

I need a prescription for these drugs that are paying me 12X-15X of their retail price to get them.

Can't wait to see what publicity stunts she has cooked up.

If it was truly a hoax, he would be at the front of the line demanding an investigation. Instead, Walters has claimed two agencies that referred the investigation on to law enforcement have cleared him.

Trump continues his ostrich philosophy. People are dying from Covid? The solution is not to report they died of Covid. Fentanyl is leaking through the border? Stop checking for fentanyl at the border. Jobs numbers are bad? Change the numbers.

The Minnesota Twins Are Finished | Defector I had an unusually hard time finding a feature photo to go atop this blog. Almost none of this is the fault of the couple of Getty photographers who hang around the Minnesota Twins. For one thing, I w...

When Presti tore down the Thunder, I saw the vision. This Twins fire sale offers no such peek into a plan for the future.

Having worked in a grocery store for my first job, I can confirm.

This is the same President whose proposed solution to the Covid pandemic was to stop testing people for it. It's perfectly reasonable that he would have the border agents stop searching for Fentanyl so he could say they aren't finding any.

He plays like a guy with that name. #fun

Trump surrounds himself with an awful lot of pedos.

What does that even mean?

I lean toward the latter. I'm not sure Russ stays if KD hadn't left. I guess maybe they end up trading KD to the Clippers for the same package and we are mostly in the same place. But probably not.

Too. Soon.

Durant's Player's Tribune article was titled "Finishing What I Started."

Where are the Thunder today?