Mike

…imma stop you right there, @npr.org … Markwayne can’t just “step in as acting secretary” please refer to 5 USC § 3345 www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/...

Sorry boss, I can't work, I'm watching Kristi Noem do a press conference and she doesn't know she's been shitcanned

yeah savor it lol

I think you’ve earned it

he’s gonna have to duel the veep like Alex Hamilton

DHS HR: “look it clearly says right here in paragraph 6.9. — ‘the Secretary’ … nowhere in here does it specify a name or an individual, so the duty is to the *position*…”

COREY: 😐

at least one person here is old enough to get it

NOT GONNA WORK HERE NOEM-ORE

I am pleased to announce that the Highly Respected United States Senator from the Great State of Oklahoma, Markwayne Mullin, will become the United States Secretary of Homeland Security (DHS), effective March 31, 2026. The current Secretary, Kristi Noem, who has served us well, and has had numerous and spectacular results (especially on the Border!), will be moving to be Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas, our new Security Initiative in the Western Hemisphere we are announcing on Saturday in Doral, Florida. I thank Kristi for her service at "Homeland."

NOEM NO MORE

none of the decision makers has that long of an attention span

All part of the Full Glow-Up Package™️ you get here Kevin 🛁🧼

“radical narco-communism and narco-tyranny that threaten our people, borders, and sovereign lands in the name of a false sovereignty or false peace”

I’m sorry but what the fuck does that even mean, this is just noise-shaped air

a 4.9 earthquake in … fucking Louisiana?

@mikeblack114.bsky.social wyd over there

With a 3-star subordinate command whose only job is to do exactly that

the “200” number keeps getting repeated, but even MRFF and the substack guy concede that 80% of those are repeats (~40 unique reports), and only one (1) is actually quoted as the “it’s god’s plan for armageddon” bit … so, safe to assume that’s the worst one and the others are way less egregious

I like how Fox is running b-roll of HIMARS here lol

Jon, you chump, of course he's not gonna say 'I'm a Nazi.'
He's running for Senate.

But I understand you're new to politics and might be unfamiliar with the need to look more broadly than at just what a candidate says, to look at what he does also.

Don't worry, you'll learn with time.

beat me to it

already answered by my shirt, etc

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The Kuwaiti Air Force, every time OMC-K tries to sell them an FMS case that includes training on fighter tactics for the next 50 years:

What’s the name of this organization?

We call it the Department of War

And the head of that department is?

The Secretary of War

And the workers in this organization?

Warfighters

And these people are fighting a war.

Oh no. My goodness no.

F-15 loses its perfect record to the HORNET?????

A black and white pit bull mix dog standing with his mouth open looking like a big goofy dork

Same dog, lying down on a soft fuzzy bed inside a crate

New houseguest!
• Name: Kevin
• Foster #: 61
• Shelter: BARC Houston
• Rescue: Bark About It (linktr.ee/barkaboutit)

‘We’re seeing chaos.’ Hundreds turned away at Dallas County polls amid switch to precincts The switch surprised and frustrated voters who stopped to vote on their way to work or between errands only to be redirected elsewhere – an outcome predicted...

Dallas County voters can thank the county GOP and Allen West for this clusterfuck
www.dallasnews.com/news/electio...

well that’s one way to negotiate ABO I guess

OPNAV: …what

CENTCOM: oh hell yeah let’s get our EARNEST WILL/PRIME CHANCE on

INDOPACOM: [weeping]

One reason and one reason only:

“Still, some experts found it hard to ignore the political convenience of the new meeting date: If the United States were to lose its elimination status, that would now most likely happen after the November midterm elections.”

It’s fine. Plans to combat the worst outbreak of the MOST contagious disease known to medicine can definitely wait 9 months. We’ll only have 4,000-10,000 new cases by then, and likely a few dead kids ☠️☠️☠️

Doesn’t excuse the lack of coordination but there’s also the bit where arranging evacuation for many 10s of thousands of people isn’t like flipping a switch

Hard to know where to start with this, but I’ll go with the concept of linear passage of time
• sleepy Joe depleted everything
• but I rebuilt it in my first term (…before that?)
• and continue to do so

we’ve progressed from brain worms to brain wormhole