Melmel

Dream Log #10

I was in an abandoned house but it wasn't like, decrepit yet or anything, and I was rummaging through cabinets and finding things like tons of used makeup and cans of hairspray, and I came upon a massive Ziploc bag full of like 4-5lbs of progesterone. Why can't I find this irl smh...

Anyone else playing pocket? I think I'm winning it

Dream Log #9

The Moon and Mars collided into one another, forming Moomar. There was a dance to celebrate and worship Moomar. I've no fucking idea anymore LOL

Dream Log #8

I had to rehabilitate a Skittle from a life of crime. No not some anthropomorphic sentient living breathing Skittle-person, a literal Skittle. It robbed a bank and murdered 3. It was a red one anyway, the worst one, so not sure why I helped it honestly.

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Dream Log #7

I was back in HS again (ew), in the cafeteria for lunch and I was just forced to watch someone with a full tray of food squirt copious amounts of mustard onto their main entree and watch in horror as it seeped onto the rest of the tray, covering things that should never be mustardized.

Dream Log #6

There was a mother and her kid stargazing and teaching constellations, the kid asks "Mom, what's that one up there?" The mom just says "Labia majora"... The kid says "Wowww". The constellation was a circle. I can not explain anything about this.

Dream Log #5

I was driving down a road I'm actually familiar with when all of a sudden the cars windshield turned into a TV screen and I started playing something on what looked to be PS2 graphics akin to an "Old Man Simulator". For some reason I was on the customize character screen for ages.

about how he murders anyone who he can't swindle into getting his life insurance policy, he found me that night but for some reason he didn't kill me, but he did crush a random book I was holding as if it had the consistency of a crumbly cookie...

Dream Log #4

I was a librarian? i guess, there was a travelling insurance salesman who approached me and tried selling me some kind of policy and I kept declining and after a while he eventually gave up, the dream then went on to his POV where at night he became a werewolf and said something (1/2)

Dream Log #3

I don't remember much but I vividly remember one instance where I was walking through my apartment and tried opening a door and the doorknob turned to slime and dripped on the floor as soon as I touched it.

Dream Log #2

I bought a Kmart blood pressure checker from a somehow still open Kmart, proceed to push it forever to this building where other people had these machines and then it became an arcade where the person who could keep their arm in the sleeve longest got the most points. Arms fell off...

Dream Log #1

An ad for degree antiperspirant that marketed it as "A way to restore your body to a more primitive state" in a reality in which evolution was rapidly increasing and causing drastic, unwelcome changes like face fingers and eye breathing. There was a bloodbath to get to get degree. Idek

Gonna do some kind of dream log series on this account where you all get to bear witness to my absolutely unhinged mindscape, I'm sorry in advance. May post daily, probably not. Feel free to share yours as well.

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Got it all at 27 except the back pain, and I'm not looking forward to it

220 ARTISTS, 30 SONGS, 8 LABELS

IN HARMONY 🌈 ✨

LET'S GO! 💫

I will push for this genre to be a thing even if it takes FOREVER ✨

Microsoft PowerPoint is a presentation program,[8] created by Robert Gaskins, Tom Rudkin, and Dennis Austin[8] at a software company named Forethought, Inc.[8] It was released on April 20, 1987,[9] initially for Macintosh computers only.[8] Microsoft acquired PowerPoint for about $14 million three months after it appeared.[10] This was Microsoft's first significant acquisition,[11] and Microsoft set up a new business unit for PowerPoint in Silicon Valley where Forethought had been located.[11] PowerPoint became a component of the Microsoft Office suite, first offered in 1989 for Macintosh[12] and in 1990 for Windows,[13] which bundled several Microsoft apps. Beginning with PowerPoint 4.0 (1994), PowerPoint was integrated into Microsoft Office development, and adopted shared common components and a converged user interface.[14] PowerPoint's market share was very small at first, prior to introducing a version for Microsoft Windows, but grew rapidly with the growth of Windows and of Office.[15]: 402–404  Since the late 1990s, PowerPoint's worldwide market share of presentation software has been estimated at 95 percent.[16] PowerPoint was originally designed to provide visuals for group presentations within business organizations, but has come to be widely used in other communication situations in business and beyond.[17] The wider use led to the development of the PowerPoint presentation as a new form of communication,[18] with strong reactions including advice that it should be used less,[19] differently,[20] or better.[21] The first PowerPoint version (Macintosh 1987) was used to produce overhead transparencies,[22] the second (Macintosh 1988, Windows 1990) could also produce color 35 mm slides.[22] The third version (Windows and Macintosh 1992) introduced video output of virtual slideshows to digital projectors, which would over time replace physical transparencies and slides.[22] A dozen major versions since then have added additional features and modes of operati

No idea what my first actual post should be so have my powerpoint orb

My first blueskeet