🏳️‍⚧️ fish 🔞

yes this is the one post im making before i die again yall js gonna have to deal with it

accidentally getting oomf into d4ndy$ w0r1d was not on my bingo card this year but here we are

Did not feel like editing his pupils so

[NSFW ART]

someone got worked up after a job

IF IT IS FICTION. IF IT IS MADE BETWEEN CONSENTING PARTIES.

IT IS NOT DANGEROUS.

YOU HAVE TO HOLD THIS LINE.

THEY WILL WEAPONIZE YOUR DISGUST REFLEX TO PUT YOU AND THOSE YOU LOVE BEHIND BARS.

All the other stuff they claim to target is treated the same. Fictional depictions of children? Dragonball manga is csam now. Rape? 50 shades of gray is illegal now. Beastiality? No more cat ears.

If youre aghast at how even the adult website paypros ban things as benign as "cat ears", this is what we mean when we say that puritan policies DO NOT care to stop at just the "nasty" stuff

When they say they target "beastiality", they mean up to and including an actual human being wearing catears

IM GONNA GET YOU!!!

OHHHH BITCH. OH BITCH I NEED HIM TOO NOW THANKS.

drew this to prove a friend wrong anyways does anyone here like swords

heyyy so something came up, bumping my commissions rq cuz I need the money! Please hmu in DMs if you're interested!!

JUST 5 MINUTES WITH CAL MAN PLEASEEEEE

Literally the same thing but without the big text on the left 2 likes and I'll draw OVERDRIVE pride art

+ a version without the big text

Cal in a rainbow harness and a jockstrap, knelt and posed on a pole with a flag Gng do NOT ask me what I was doing with the background I don't know either but it is what it is

[VERY SUGGESTIVE ART]

I think Cal's got a lotta pride to show off but I can't be sure

Thought I'd try to do a piece for pride month this time, and who better than the pan rock icon himself?
Listen to his words yall

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Just cast the worlds biggest indie toy with this mold for @bardtoys.bsky.social. Come give it a hug at our booth for the @altpornnet.bsky.social 2025 AltStar Awards 😘

don’t let fandom discourse distract you from sexualizing and fetishizing your favorite character

Yes ik his horns are big as shit its been a while

new block tales soon you know what that means!!!! more Shackle content!!!!!!!!!! All 1.25 Shackle fans rejoice!!!

GODDDDDDDDD PLS PUT THAT ALL INSIDE ME SIR

don't ask me what he's sitting on i cannot give a good answer

[NSFW ART]

All 1.1 Shackle fans are getting FED tonight ohhh yes indeed

[Splatoon 2]

Nintendo has posted a special illustration for the series' 10th anniversary on Nintendo Today!

Depending on the platform you're viewing this on, the quality might have been drastically reduced due to compression. Check the Nintendo Today! app for the original.

i cant put my finger on it something just doesnt feel right.

why does something not feel right.

a close up of a cat 's face with its tongue hanging out ALT: a close up of a cat 's face with its tongue hanging out

GOD HIS PITS HELLO SIR CAN I PLEASE CLEAN THEM FOR YOU I HAVE A FOOLPROOF METHOD TAHTS CALLED MY TONGUE LICKING ALL THE SWEAT UP

[SUGGESTIVE]

this is probably something cal would do (and has done) for a photoshoot
if this were a poster would anyone buy it

I’VE BEEN LISTENING SINCE WHEN I FIRST SAW HIM 5 YEARS AGO LET ME AT HIM!!!

I. Don't particularly like how I did the lineart for this one, tbh
Perspective's kinda fucked too LOL

anyway fingers in their pussy friday (saturday)