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Someone once said "I can't just touch grass anymore, I need violent things to happen to bad people."

I can't wait to eat

This is your sign to crash out girlfriend

The perfect window covering 🐀

This is the face I walked up to in the morning 🥹😻

Sunrise

I'm learning the harmonica for the first time. Who knew that harmonica had to be fully in your whole mouth?

There's always something interesting happening in my neighborhood.

One day I'm going to Silly goose too close to the Sun but I'm prepared for that.

Growing up, did you have a puke bowl?
Bonus points if it also doubled as the popcorn bowl 😅

I'm the person who will question if bread makes my tummy hurt but then swears Curry flavored Mr. noodles are medicinal 🤷🏻‍♀️

Bathrooms are neat

Mary-kate and Ashley raised me and Holiday in the sun is a masterpiece.

My future 🥹

It's about time I win the lottery

I do all my own stunts, not intentionally tho...

I'm exhausted. Have we tried turning the world on and off ? Blowing in the cartridge? Something has to work?

🌚 🌝

Me thinking I look kind and approachable.

My version of Animorphs but I'm a ~ b a n a n a ~

You can't clean your house without disco music & a mixed drink 🪩

I often times wonder if the FBI assigned to watch me through my phone is rooting for me or are they tired of my shit?

I HAVE PROOF! IM THE BEST SISTER 📢

Bringing home a new addition for @julieregina.bsky.social 👶🏼🍼

Happy Friday! Do crime & fuck the government 🫶🏻

🎀💚 ℱ𝔬𝐫 Ĺ𝐞𝐆𝒶𝔩 𝓡𝔼ⒶรØηѕ ι'𝓂 𝓚ᶤⓓ𝐃Į𝐧𝓖 ♣💞

I'm so good at handling duct tape that I feel very confident that I could put it on my hitman resume under skills.

Re-watching Gossip Girl in remembrance and honor of Michelle but also to shit on Blake 🫶🏻

She's tired and wants a doughnut

My only goal in life is to have Barbi Benton's hair from the 60s 🙏🏻

The perfect album cover doesn't exi-