Marq

My trip is literally ruined I’m inconsolable JP Morgan you will be hearing from me

Take the little tram down the coast to Playa San Juan! It’s dreamy 😍

Who do I need to fight at Chase Sapphire™️ to get them to put the blueberry drink back on the menu at the lounge 😭

I have the same birthday as Michelle Visage

Easily my least favorite of the franchise ☹️

5 but 1 if I want to feel like I’m writing with a quill

not normal but I also get “workout headaches” it’s a thing 😕

Omgg that’s so buried! I kept seeing the “Share Lyrics” button as the only option 🙈😆 anyway tysm

is there not a way to post a song to your insta story from this app??

I’m afraid I’m severely toxic too then 🙃

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.

I hate when people post ridiculous prices for their used items on our apartment bulletin board. Like I am your neighbor— give me a deal!! 🤑

I don’t smoke crack because I have iced coffee

And yet

neighbor just told me he did “double Barry’s” this weekend which I wasn’t aware was a thing that straight boys did

it’s simply too hard to resist

Wheel on my bike 🤨

Exactly

–– topping counts as a gym day

it’s giving ‘how much per pound is it organic’

do you ever just have a day where your hog feels juicy and meatier than usual?

cursed with a pretty penis x

it is sunny and 50° in nyc and it feels like crack

CVS keeps sending me $4 coupons with no purchase necessary so I’ve been walking over to grab free shit all week 😆

Lollll tysm babs. I’ll still watch!

what ab the rest of us 🥺

buenos días cuties!

well ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

This has been the longest week of my life! WHERE IS FRIDAY!!!!!!!!