Salty Corpse

As American as apple pie. 😳

calling having to give a stool sample "1 girl 1 cup"

I hate that traveling to the States is actually potentially dangerous right now. One of my closest friends is in the US and going through a lot, and I want to go see them but at best I'd likely be turned away at the border.

A colleague came to my desk to show me "something cool". Proceed to show me a photo he took of a turkey vulture dragging a dead fawn into the bushes. This is exactly the content I find cool and it made my day 🫀

We went bottle digging this weekend, and found a few cool things. The weather was very Silent Hill

I fucked up my shin pretty bad and limped home but at least it was very funny

Just thinking about the time I ate shit so hard a shoe flew off my foot and my glasses flew off my face and I had to do a fucking Velma to find them, but the earbuds that sponsor like every YouTuber actually stayed in my ears, so I went and wrote a review about it

Had a conversation about the ye olde internet, like homestar runner and salad fingers with two colleagues today and holy fuck, what in tarnation was that era (fondly)

a woman in a red dress is walking up a set of stairs Alt: An elderly woman comically falling down stairs from an infomercial for life alert

Just discovered a colleague I thought was older than me is actually three years younger and

If you are someone I care about please know I will always glaze you up and brag about you behind your back. Like, potentially to an embarrassing degree. Embarrassing for me because why won't I shut the fuck up about this person who I think is smart and talented and funny and kind and and and

I really appreciate that this series (I'm two parts in) really focuses on the victims and their family, and how deeply devastating and psychologically destructive losing loved ones to violent deaths is.

Angels & Demons On June 4, 1989, the bodies of Jo, Michelle and Christe were found floating in Tampa Bay. Read the Pulitzer Prize-winning story about the murders.

A friend of mine just told me about the 1989 Rogers family murders in Florida. An 8-part Pulitzer prize winning series was published in 1998. (TW sexual assault, violence, murder)

projects.tampabay.com/projects/cla...

One of my partner's colleagues just phoned me to tell me how much he loves my soap and it was the kindest, most thoughtful phone call 🥹 I started making soap for friends to enjoy so hearing this was very nice

YouTube video by Curious Wiring The Psychology behind Stockton Rush and the OceanGate Tragedy

A close friend of mine made a fascinating video about the psychology behind the Titan Submersible/Stockton Rush. (She has a PhD in psychology)
youtu.be/LhIN899CaWI?...

getting a gender affirming procedure (voluntary euthanasia)

This is weirdly specific, and maybe I'm having a stroke, but it smells like someone farted stew in our office hallway

Please enjoy some #frog photos. This is a little Pacific Tree Frog I encountered last year.

Jonathan Joss was Comanche and Apache and an openly gay actor.

He was murdered while looking at the remains of his dogs at his own house that was burnt down.

The killer yelled homophobic slurs before shooting him.

This is the real world consequences of the hatred that the right commodifies

I swear YouTube's TOS are like, a riddle you need a cipher to solve and then also insanely inconsistent

This is a horrifying hate crime. RIP Jonathan Joss.

www.yahoo.com/news/king-hi...

One of our cats caught a big-ass moth last night, and had to wake us both up to show us (she was very proud). Then both cats ate it. One of them then vomited. Anyway I'm tired today because of course this all transpired at like 3am.

My brother has one plant that he cares diligently for. It is a cactus, and he told me it's outgrown the small pot it came in, and I offered to re-pot it with the correct potting medium etc and I'm pretty unreasonably stoked to do this. #plantslut

I met a very cute cat at the place my dad is currently house-sitting. Also, the house had several murders occur in it (family annihilation). The house is nice, didn't get any spooky vibes. Just sad knowing what happened there.

My brother is working on my car today and had promised upon its return it will be a "luxury shitbox". (I drive a 1994 Altima - indestructible shitbox for life)

I know The Office is outdated white people shit but I just hit a perfect "that's what she said"

Colleague: this is so good, it's not too big, it's the perfect size. Like you can fit it in your mouth comfortably.

Me (explosively): THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!

(They were discussing sandwiches they got)

My dad is currently house-sitting in a well-known murder house where a family annihilation/murder-suicide took place and I'm going there for dinner this weekend, so that's something happening in my life.

One of the great joys in life is telling someone to eat shit

Went beachcombing today

I'm helping!
(Yes I know I spelled adipocere incorrectly)

Clearly my brain is at capacity today because I couldn't think of the word "acronym" and googled "what letters standing for stuff"